Saturday, July 8, 2023

Stonehenge - Bernard Cornwell

   2000; 482 pages.  New Author? : No.  Genres : Historical Fiction; English History; Ancient Historical Fiction; Action-Intrigue.  Overall Rating: 9*/10.

 

    Stonehenge.  There’s a mystique about it even now when it lies in ruins.

 

    Thanks to archaeology, we know a fair amount about the “when” of Stonehenge.  It went through several iterations over the centuries and first arose around the Third Millennium BCE.  Thanks to geology we have a good idea about the “how” of Stonehenge, most importantly where the stones of Stonehenge originated.

 

    We know a lot less about the “what” of Stonehenge.  What was it used for and what did those stone arrangements signify?  The “why” of Stonehenge is almost a complete mystery to us.  We know that some of the stones are carefully aligned to greet the Summer and Winter Solstice, but why was that done?

 

    Bernard Cornwell’s book Stonehenge presents one scenario where the “how” and “when” are adhered to and a plausible “what” and “why” are presented.  Yes, it’s fictional, but it conforms to what we know about Stonehenge, and generates a literary aura all its own.

 

What’s To Like...

    Stonehenge traces the lives of three brothers – Saban, Lengar, and Camaban – who are cast as the main protagonists.  In nature, they correspond closely to the titular roles in the Clint Eastwood oater The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.  Most of the time we follow the “Good” guy, Saban, but there are occasional digressions into the lives of his two brothers, as well as several other secondary characters.

 

    There are two main storylines.  One of course it the building of Stonehenge from its very beginning.  The other is the internecine struggle between the three brothers to see which one will succeed their father, the ruler of a local nondescript tribe called Ratharryn.

 

    The tale takes place sometime during the span of 2000-3000 BCE England, during western civilization’s Bronze Age.  There were no kingdoms back then, just local villages raiding and trading with neighboring settlements.  Sorceresses and priests aided the village elders and family ties were flimsy at best when it came to being the group’s leader.

 

    I enjoyed watching as the Stonehenge temple gradually grew into the structure whose ruins we see today.  That might sound tedious, but Bernard Cornwell is a fantastic writer and storyteller, and the three brothers spark enough fighting and intrigue to keep the reader from getting bored.  I also liked the way various characters discerned the signs the various gods sent to their worshippers here on earth.  Divine communication methods have not changed much over the last 4000 years.

 

    The ending is logical and satisfying.  Stonehenge gets built, the fraternal squabbling comes to an end, and several characters relocate and/or shuffle off their mortal coil.  Stonehenge is not part of any of Cornwell’s series, nor AFAIK is there any sequel.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.1*/5, based on 2,613 ratings and 479 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.67*/5, based on 11,702 ratings and 735 reviews.

 

Kewlest New Word…

    Plangent (adj.) : (of a sound) loud, reverberating, and often melancholy.

 

Excerpts...

    The gods talk by signs.  It may be a leaf falling in summer, the cry of a dying beast or the ripple of wind on calm water.  It might be smoke lying close to the ground, a rift in the clouds or the flight of a bird.

    But on that day the gods sent a storm.  It was a great storm, a storm that would be remembered, though folk did not name the year by that storm.  Instead they called it the Year the Stranger Came.

    For a stranger came to Ratharryn on that day of the storm.  It was a summer’s day, the same day that Saban was almost murdered by his half-brother.

    The gods were not talking that day.  They were screaming.  (pg. 3)

 

    Ever since he had left Sul he had been wondering why he was making this journey and he had found no good answers except for the dictates of instinct and duty.  He had a debt, and life was full of debts that must be honored if fate was to be kind.  Everyone knew that.  A fisherman was given a good catch so he must offer something back to the gods.  A harvest was plump so part must be sacrificed.  A favor engendered another favor and a curse was as dangerous to the person who pronounced it as to the person it was aimed against.  Every good thing and bad thing in the world was balanced, which was why folk were so attentive to omens—though some men, like Lengar, ignored the imbalance.  (pg. 252)

 

“It isn’t wise to pick a fight with wolves.”  (pg. 248)

    I thoroughly enjoyed Stonehenge, so finding things to nitpick about was a challenge.

 

    Foul language is close to nonexistent; I counted only four cusswords in the entire book.  At one point, where swearing was called for, Bernard Cornwell resorted to “improvised cussing”, coming up with the delightful slam “toad-dung made flesh.”  I loved that.

 

    I only saw one typo in the Harper Torch Publishing paperback version: though/through.  Kudos to their editors and beta readers.  There are a slew of gods and mortals to keep track of, so a Cast of Characters would’ve been nice.  Ditto for a map to show where the various settlements and spheres of influence were located.

 

    But I quibble.  For me, Stonehenge was a perfect blend of historical fiction with action-adventure.  The character-building was excellent, the world-building was convincing, and the Bernard Cornwell’s writing was, as usual, impressive.  Here’s hoping that he someday decides to write a sequel, chronicling Stonehenge’s impact on the next generation of early Britons who lived in its shadow.

 

    9 Stars.  Tacked onto the end of the tale is a 13-page “Historical Note” section, wherein Bernard Cornwell discusses what is known about Stonehenge, including a brief reference to its sister structure, Woodhenge.  The discussion was enlightening to me.  I have a non-fiction book on my Kindle, titled Stonehenge - A New Understanding, by Mike Parker Pearson.  Perhaps it’s time to read that tome.

Tuesday, July 4, 2023

Bob Moore: No Hero - Tom Andry

   2011; 174 pages.  Book 1 (out of 3) in the “Bob Moore” series.  New Author? : Yes.  Genres : Superhero Fantasy; Action-Adventure.  Overall Rating : 7*/10.

 

    Superheroes are humans too!

 

    Oh, they might enlarge into green beasts when angry, or watch bullets bounce off their chest, or toss balls of fire at their foes, or have quadruple-digit IQs.  But they still go home after work, fall in love, fall out of love, and occasionally lose their cool.

 

    Superheroes sometimes work in pairs, but they rarely stay together for a lifetime.  I can’t picture Robin forever being content to be Batman’s sidekick.  Tempers flare and sharp words are said, suspicions are raised, and questions about one's super-partners arise.  Superheroes may be borderline omnipotent, but none of them are omniscient.

 

    To get answers about their partners, suspicious superheroes need the services of a PI ("Private Investigator").  But not just any PI, it needs to be someone who specializes in working with super-beings.

 

    And that’s where Bob Moore comes in.

 

What’s To Like...

    Bob Moore: No Hero is the opening book in Tom Andry’s “Bob Moore” trilogy.  At 174 pages, it is barely longer than a novella, and is the shortest book in the series.  Book 2, Desperate Times, is 286 pages long, and Book 3, Hostile Territory, is 293 pages.

 

    I liked the way the various superheroes were portrayed.  They might be super fast, super smart, or super powerful (which is why they’re called “supers”), but emotionally, they are just as quick to get jealous or angry as ordinary humans (who are called “tippies”).

 

    The story is told in the first-person point-of-view (Bob’s).  The action starts immediately—Bob gets fired upon in the most literal sort of way—and there’s plenty of action from there on out.  There’s some backstory and worldbuilding early on, then the main plot thread gets started around a quarter of the way through.  A stereotypically brilliant-but-mad scientist hires Bob to investigate why some of his clients are disappearing without a trace.

 

    I chuckled at some of the details that Tom Andry works into the storyline.  Bob’s “Inertial Dampener” is a neat gizmo; the “Portable Persona Projector” was fascinating; and I chuckled at the “Super Lane” which is sort of an HOV lane on the roads reserved for superheroes zipping along at supersonic speeds.  It was also amusing to find out that unfaithful “sidekicking” was considered by superheroes to be much worse than a super-partner merely having a torrid love affair on the side.

 

    Things build to a decent, but not particularly twisty, climax.  The disappearing clients mystery is solved, and the main baddie is dispatched with anticlimactic ease.  The story closes with an Epilogue that was rather touching.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Tippy (n.) : a person without any superhero powers; a muggle.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.3*/5, based on 168 ratings and 87 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.69*/5, based on 337 ratings and 45 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    As you might have guessed, I’m a private eye.  As a PI, one of my most common jobs is figuring out if a spouse or partner is cheating.  While, for most PIs, this doesn’t involve a heck of a lot of tree immolation, I’m a specialist.  The people I investigate almost exclusively have powers.  Power to fly, power to throw cars at me and, way too often I find, power to set the tree I’m sitting in on fire from a great distance.  (loc. 22)

 

    I stumbled through the door and collapsed in a well padded chair.

    She organized some papers as she spoke, “You know, I couldn’t be sure until someone who rode it regularly came through.”  She looked up and smiled again, “You just got lucky I guess.”

    “Funny, I don’t feel lucky.”

    “Scotch?”

    “A bit early for that.”

    “Coffee?”

    “I didn’t say no to the scotch.  I was just pointing out the time.”  (loc. 1201)

 

Kindle Details…

    Bob Moore: No Hero is *FREE* at Amazon right now.  The other two books in the series go for $3.99 apiece.  Tom Andry has only one more e-book available, Touch of Pain, which appears to be the start of a new series and which came out in March of 2022.

 

“People like their PIs like they like their accountants . . . just a little slimy.”  (loc. 1254)

    There very little cussing in the book; I counted just 7 instances in the first 25%, which impressed me greatly.

 

    The editing was good.  I noticed only a couple of typos, such as: any more/anymore; skin covered/skin-covered; and crumbing/crumbling.  The main grammar issue was the repeated lack of commas when addressing someone directly in dialogue.  That occurred at least eight times, and was rather distracting.  To be fair though, the word “gravelly” was correctly spelled (referring to a surface that resembles gravel), which most of the time gets irritatingly rendered as “gravely”, and is always fully endorsed by MS-Word's Spellchecker program.

 

    My main quibble is with the world-building.  What was done in that regard is great, but there just wasn’t enough of it.  The setting felt very shallow to me.  For that matter, the whole storyline seemed to lack a sufficient amount of complexity and twists.  But perhaps that’s what the sequels are for. 

 

    All in all, I thought Bob Moore: No Hero was an above-average debut effort by Tom Andry.  The premise was great, the storytelling kept my interest, and sequels would seem to promise more complex storylines because of their greater length.  It’s been more than year since the first book of the author’s new series came out.  I’m wondering if he’s working on the sequel or if he’s retired from the field.

 

    7 Stars.  There’s a Note from the Author section in the back of the book and I highly recommend taking the time to read it.  Tom Andry gives a revealing and heartwarming look at the highs and lows of penning and publishing a debut novel.  I found it utterly enlightening.

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Death By Disputation - Anna Castle

   2014; 360 pages.  Book 2 (out of 8) in the “A Francis Bacon Mystery” series.  New Author? : No.  Genres : Historical Fiction; England; Historical Mystery.  Overall Rating : 8½*/10.

 

    Thomas Clarady is going to college!  He’s enrolled at that prestigious institution, Cambridge University!

 

    Well, actually, Thomas is attending Corpus Christi College, one of a number of colleges that comprise Cambridge.  And studying to get a degree is not the main reason he’s there, he’s been commissioned by Sir Francis Bacon to do some spying.  Corpus Christi College is a hotbed for members of the Puritan sect, and it is rumored that a secret group is being organized there, plotting sedition against the English Crown.  The Crown wants to know whether that's true, and if so, who the leader is.

 

    Thomas’s job is to keep his ears and eyes open and report back to Francis anything he overhears that smacks of potential rebellion.  That might sound exciting, but Thomas hasn’t heard anything even a bit suspicious yet.  Frankly, he’s bored.

 

    But then his tutor, Bartholomew Leeds, is found hanging, dead as a doornail, from the rafters in the room where Tom does his studying.  He isn’t bored anymore.

 

What’s To Like...

    Death By Disputation is the second book in Anna Castle’s Francis Bacon historical mystery series.  I read Book One, Murder By Misrule, a couple years ago and was quite impressed.  Its review is here.  This time around, Bacon’s protégé, Thomas Clarady, is the main protagonist, with Francis cast in a supporting role as Tom’s mentor.

 

    I love the historical fiction aspect of this series.  Death By Disputation is set in 1587 London, and the famous playwright, Christopher Marlowe, also has a major part in the tale.  Interestingly, Wikipedia confirms that both Bacon and Marlowe were at Corpus Christi College around this time.  Tensions between the Anglican church and the upstart Puritan movement are running high, and this religious angle plays a major role in the storyline.

 

    The mystery aspect is also done well.  The “was it suicide or murder” question is solved fairly quickly, but Tom then struggles to make further headway. Marlowe pursues his investigation, and at one point each protagonist suspects the other of murdering Leeds.  When Trumpet, a recurring character from Book One, gets involved, things get really complicated.

 

    I liked the attention Anna Castle pays to historical details.  At one point Thomas is shown an exciting new invention: a wood-encased writing implement that its creator calls a “pencil”.  A number of “archaic” English expressions are used in the dialogue, some examples of which are listed below.  There’s a "Historical Notes” section included in the back of the book which I found fascinating.  Anna Castle also seasons the tale with a bit of romance (after all, Tom is a handsome fellow) and humor (will “Eggy” ever remember Tom’s last name correctly?) which makes the story even more interesting.

 

    Things close with all the plot threads getting successfully tied up.  Leeds’ death is solved, the question of possible sedition within the Puritan movement is resolved, and Tom comes to grips (at least for now) with his feelings of passion.  I wouldn’t call the ending particularly exciting, but it is both appropriate and heartwarming.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Cozener (n.) : a dishonest person who uses clever means to cheat others out of something of value.

Others: Brabble (n.); Nidget (n.); Dizzard (n.).

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.3*/5, based on 846 ratings and 118 reviews.

    Goodreads: 4.08*/5, based on 621 ratings and 78 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    “Am I that obvious?”  He tried for nonchalance, but his voice sounded plaintive to his own ears.

    “No.”  Marlowe chuckled softly as Tom exhaled a sigh of relief.  “I happen to be interested in religious politics.  My uncle, partly, but also for my own reasons.  Theatrical reasons.”

    “Whose side are you on, Kit?”

    “Side?  A playwright doesn’t take sides.  He creates both heroes and villains.  His job is to present them both and let the audience choose.”

    “That’s not a good enough answer,” Tom said.

    “It’s the best you’re going to get.”  (loc. 1888)

 

    She smiled a virtuous smile, batting her thick black lashes at him.

    Tom knew she was lying through her pearly teeth.  She’d undoubtedly rifled through everything he owned: clothes, books, bedding, the secret drawer at the bottom of his writing desk.  The worst of it was he hadn’t noticed a thing out of place.  He popped another almond into his mouth and chewed it with deliberate care, showing her his teeth.

    She stuck her tongue out at him, the unrepentant little minx.  (loc. 4115)

 

Kindle Details…

    Right now, Death By Disputation goes for just $0.99 at Amazon.  The rest of the books in the series cost anywhere from *free* (Book 1) to $4.99 (Book 8).  Anna Castle has two other series (The Professor & Mrs. Moriarty and A Cunning Mystery) and a number of short stories for your reading pleasure.  The books in those series are priced at $4.99 and $2.99 respectively; the short stories cost $0.99 apiece.

 

“My father likes to be a little late.  It’s the best way to avoid being early.”  (loc. 2105)

    I couldn't find much to quibble about in Death By Disputation.  Cussing is sparse (just 4 instances in the first 33% of the book), which speaks well of Anna Castle’s writing ability.  There are a couple of rolls-in-the-hay, and some gay relationships are alluded to, but that’s all historically accurate.

 

    The sleuthing element is not really a whodunit.  It’s not so much a matter of putting the clues together to suss out the perpetrator as it is for Tom (and the reader) to be alert for the key clue when it appears.

 

    Several reviewers felt that there was too much focus on the religious aspect.  They have a point, but only if you’re reading Death By Disputation solely for its mystery aspect.  The reality of 16th-century England is that religion dominated every part of one’s daily life, and to ignore that would really compromise the historical accuracy.

 

    Personally, I found Death By Disputation to be a great follow-up to Murder By Misrule.  The mystery kept my interest, the historical setting was fantastic, and there were enough action-&-intrigue and witty dialogue to keep me reading “just one more chapter” night after night.

 

    8½ Stars.  One small sidelight into Puritan customs of the day.  Parson Wingfield is a fiery preacher who believes his children’s names should reflect Biblical attributes.  For better or worse.  His eight kids were christened Abstinence, Tribulation, Obedient, Resolved, Diligence, Steadfast, Prudence, and Humility.  Thank goodness my parents weren't Puritans.

Friday, June 23, 2023

Nothing But Blue Skies - Tom Holt

   2001; 317 pages.  New Author? : No.  Genre : British Humour; Humorous Fantasy.  Overall Rating : 7*/10.

 

    It rains a lot in England.  Most people believe the “official” explanations that it has to do with storm fronts, high- and low-pressure systems, global warming, and whatnot.

 

    Some freethinkers, otherwise known as conspiracy nuts, say they know the real cause: Weathermen.  Weathermen magically predict downpours, and storms inevitably follow.

 

    A few of those conspiracy nuts believe in an even deeper conspiracy: Dragons.  They say that dragons cause rainstorms when they get excited.  That sound like a bunch of hogwash to me.  But hey, maybe we can make it finally stop raining by forcing all those storm-causing weathermen to make nicer forecasts.

 

    After that, it'll be Nothing But Blue Skies.

 

What’s To Like...

    Nothing But Blue Skies is set in various locations in England, but all roads eventually lead to Canberra, Australia.  The book's written in English, not American, so besides the usual weird spellings, us Yanks have to suss out words and phrases such as skiving off, widdling, razzle, poxy, naff, and the mysterious acronym JCB.  As always, I loved this.

 

    The dragons have some unique features, such as being able to shapeshift into human and fish forms at will.  Alas, those apparently are the only body-switches they can make and there are certain limitations.  I had fun trying to figure out which characters are really humans and which ones are dragons in drag.

 

    As with any Tom Holt book, Nothing But Blue Skies has lots of absurdities, including Applied Metaphysics and Transdimensional Badminton and the organization Meteorologists Against Dragons.  You’ll learn the answer to “What made England great”, and there’s even a love triangle of sorts for those who like a bit of Romance mixed into the tales they read.

 

    The storyline switches around among three plot threads.  Karen, a dragon, is searching for her missing father; another dragon is stuck in a fishbowl (not a spoiler, see the cover image above); and two weathermen, Neville and Gordon, are debating with each other whether dragons are, or are not, responsible for the soggy weather.

 

    All the plotlines converge on a showdown ending.  You can see it coming, but Tom Holt infuses it with several surprises that startle both the reader and the main characters.  Things are resolved in a pleasing manner, albeit not a very exciting one.  Nothing But Blue Skies is a standalone novel, and AFAIK not related to any of Tom Holt’s other series.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.1/5 based on 84 ratings and 14 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.73/5 based on 973 ratings and 39 reviews.

 

 

Excerpts...

    “Come on.  Or I’ll leave you here.”

    Gordon thought about it for a moment.  On one hand, he really didn’t like the thought of getting out of there because Neville had been able to decipher a secret access code using his third eye.  On the other hand . . . as the old adage goes, if you’re starving in the desert and a headless skeleton riding a winged fiery camel swoops down out of thin air and hands you a cheeseburger, eat the cheeseburger.

    “Coming,” he said.  (loc.2354)

 

    Imagine Manchester.  Sorry, had you just eaten?  Let’s try a gentler approach.  Imagine a place where it rains all the time.  Imagine a place where baths are for drying off in, where you fill a kettle by holding it out of the window for a second and a half, where the current in the gutters is strong enough to turn hydroelectric turbines, where they thought Waterworld was a documentary, where Noah fortunately didn’t send out his doves (or he’d be sailing yet), where even the privatised water companies can only manage to cause a hosepipe ban one year in three.  (loc. 3678)

 

Kindle Details…

    Nothing But Blue Skies sells for $3.99 at Amazon right now.   Tom Holt has more than a dozen other fantasy e-books for your reading pleasure, ranging in price from $2.99 to $9.99.  At times, he also uses the pseudonym of K.J. Parker to write his fantasy novels, but I haven’t yet read any of those to see just what the difference is.

 

“I’m a scientist, dammit.  Trying to bore me to death is like trying to drown a fish in water.”  (loc. 2134)

    There are some things to nitpick about in Nothing But Blue Skies.

 

    There’s a moderate amount of cussing: I noted 14 instances in the first 10% of the book.  There were also more typos than I expected in the e-book version: Bfore/Before, acidentally/accidentally, off/of, and the S’sssn/S’ssssn variations of the name of one of the dragons.  Autocorrect went nutso with that last one.

 

    Tom Holt’s writing is superb, as it always is; but the storytelling seemed to dawdle at times.  To be fair, I read this while traveling, so it’s possible my brain was a bit fried.

 

    Overall, the author’s literary skills save Nothing But Blue Skies.  There may be some slow spots, but at least the reader has Tom Holt’s witty writing to make this an enjoyable read.  If you’ve never read any of the author’s novels, don’t make this your introduction to him.  But veteran Holt fans will still find this a solid effort.

 

    7 StarsNothing But Blue Skies was my twenty-second Tom Holt book, and I have find any of his novels boring.  I have a few more on my bookshelf/Kindle and Amazon informs me his next one, The Eight Reindeer of the Apocalypse, is due to be released this coming October.  I await it eagerly.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Dragonflight - Anne McCaffrey

   1968; 286 pages.  Book 1 (out of 25) in the “Dragonriders of Pern” series.  New Author? : No.  Genres: Time Travel; Epic Fantasy; Dragons.  Overall Rating: 7*/10.

 

    The dragonriders are coming!  They’re on an official Weyr Search, so quick, hide the women of the village!

 

    Well, maybe show the riders a couple of the older ones, so they don’t get suspicious that Ruath Hold isn't holding out on them.  After all, they do have a right to be on this hunt.  A new queen dragon is about to be hatched and a suitable maiden must be found to form a lifelong bond with the royal beast.

 

    Lessa isn’t worried.  She’s already in hiding, disguised as a lowly serving girl, and the sole survivor of the former ruling family of Ruath Hold which was wiped out by its current overlord, Fax.  She has sworn vengeance, and is biding her time, making plans on how to kill Fax.

 

    Lessa views this Weyr Search as a golden opportunity.  The dragonriders are heavily armed and any one of them just needs to be manipulated into challenging Fax to duel to the death.  Their leader, F’lar, must most certainly be the best swordsman in the group.

 

    And he seems dimwitted enough to be easily maneuvered into challenging Fax to a fight.

 

What’s To Like...

    Dragonflight is the first book Anne McCaffrey’s signature science-fantasy series “Pern”.  The series is actually a family project: Books 1-16 were written by Anne, books 17-24 were written either by her son Todd alone or in collaboration with her, and Book 25 was written by Anne's daughter Gigi.

 

    F’lar and Lessa share the spotlight as the two human protagonists, but their dragons, Mnementh and Ramoth, get equal billing.  The main storyline concerns the possible return of the “Threads”, a kind of concentrated acid-rain phenomenon that might be real or legend.  Subplots include the strained relationship between the elite (who live in the Weyrs) and the commoners (who live in the Holds), the depletion of the dragon ranks, and of course, F’lar’s and Lessa’s relationship.

 

    I liked that all the characters are gray.  Lessa is manipulative and aspires to be a killer.  For F’lar, duty trumps ethics.  And although the lords of the Holds may be disloyal to the Weyrs, their discontent stems from a valid point:  why do they have to pay tithes of grain and livestock for the protection of the dragons against a threat that hasn't been seen in ages?

 

    The world-building is fantastic.  There’s a short introduction at the beginning of the book, giving the backstory of Pern.  Book One apparently takes place in the future and is the result of a Terran colonization effort abandoned by the home planet after Pern was almost entirely wiped out by the Threads.  Fire-spewing dragons and fire-lizards were developed be the surviving Pernese to counter the destruction wrought by the Threads, with limited success.  Pern ekes by, due more to the Threads going away than to the eradication program.

 

    The book is divided into four parts.  There are no chapters, but Anne McCaffrey inserts a short poem each time a new sub-section begins.  There’s a “Dragondex” in the back; bookmark it; you’ll be referencing it a lot.  There are zero cusswords in the text; instead, made-up cussing is used: “in the name of the Egg”, ”by the First Egg”, “by the Void that Spawned us”, etc.  I wish more sci-fi/fantasy writers did this.

 

    There’s not much magic—at one point Lessa casts a “Blurring” spell, but that’s about it.  There is a couple instances of using chemistry, which is always a treat since I’m a chemist.  Here it involves things like “black heavy-water” and a substance called “Agenothree” which is revealed in the Dragondex to be nitric acid.  The dragons are telepathic, which I thought was a neat twist.  They communicate mentally with each other, as well as whatever human they are bonded to.  Oh yeah, if you like sci-fi books with time-travel in them, you’ll love Dragonflight.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.6*/5, based on 7,060 ratings and 909 reviews.

    Goodreads: 4.45*/5, based on 36,056 ratings and 169 reviews.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Captious (adj.) : tending to find fault or raise petty objections.

Others: Disinter (v.).

 

Excerpts...

    “Well, isn’t it possible that our conviction about the imminence of the Threads could stem from one of us coming back when the Threads are actually falling?  I mean . . .”

    “My dear girl, we have both analyzed every stray thought and action—even your dream this morning upset you, although it was no doubt due to all the wine you drank last night—until we wouldn’t know an honest presentiment if it walked up and slapped us in the face.”  (loc. 2896)

 

    “I don’t need to be reminded of Moreta right now,” F’lar growled, bending to the maps.  “She could talk to any dragon in the Weyrs.”

    “But I can do that!” Lessa protested.

    Slowly, as if he didn’t quite credit his ears, F’lar turned back to Lessa.  “What did you just say?”

    “I said I can talk to any dragon in the Weyr.”

    Still staring at her, blinking in utter astonishment, F’lar sank down to the table top.

    “How long,” he managed to say, “have you had this particular skill?”

    Something in his tone, in his manner, caused Lessa to flush and stammer like an erring weyrling.  (loc. 2931)

 

Kindle Details…

    Dragonflight will cost you $3.99 at Amazon right now.  The rest of the 25-book series range in cost from $5.99 to $9.99, except for Books 3,4, and 6, which for some unfathomable reason are not available in Kindle format.

 

“If a queen isn’t meant to fly, why does she have wings?”  (loc. 1304)

    There are some quibbles.  A map is included, but it spans across two pages, which means the East-West midpoint area is impossible to read because of the book's crease.  The e-book version, which doesn’t have a crease, suffers from this as well; apparently the map pages were just photocopied for insertion into the e-book version.  Also, the choice of font to write the place names is also not very reader-friendly.

 

    The mass market paperback version, published by Del Rey, had a few typos: ot/to, slaming/slamming, etc.  I read the first 25% of Dragonflight in this format, then switched to Kindle, and was happy to find all the typos had been corrected.

 

     The biggest issue was the ending.  Things build toward an anticipated climax, but just as we reach the climax. the book closes.  It's at a logical spot, but it's devoid of any action.  Even though it's a foregone conclusion as to what happens next, the book doesn’t bother to confirm this.  It’s as if the whole purpose of the book was to just introduce the reader to the world of Pern.

 

    Still, I found Dragonflight to be a decent read, and I have two more books from the series on my Kindle, including the sequel, Dragonquest.

 

    7 Stars.  Wikipedia indicates Dragonflight is, for the most part, a blending together of two Pern novellas from 1967, Weyr Search and Dragonrider, and originally published in the sci-fi magazine Analog.  Combining several shorter tales to make a full-length novel can be clunky, and perhaps that’s why the ending is weak.

Friday, June 9, 2023

All Together Dead - Charlaine Harris

   2007; 324 pages.  Book 7 (out of 13) in the “Sookie Stackhouse” series.  New Author? : No.  Genres : Paranormal Romance; Mystery; Vampires.  Overall Rating : 8*/10.

 

    Sookie’s got a new job!  But don't worry, she still has her old waitressing one at Merlotte’s in Bon Temps, Louisiana.  The new one’s a moonlighting gig, literally.

 

    She’s going to a giant gathering of vampires, where a number of trials will take place, including the murder charge being brought against Sophie-Anne Leclerq, the Vampire Queen of Louisiana.  The vamps want Sookie to use her telepathic powers to “tap into” the other humans in the crowd, most of whom will be unaware of Sookie’s talent, and might be thinking important clues about the cases being tried.

 

    The work should be easy enough, but it is potentially dangerous as well.  This is a large, well-publicized meeting of the undead, and there are humans out there—most prominently, The Fellowship of the Sun—who are vehemently anti-vampire and feel called by God to kill as many of the fanged fiends as they can.

 

    Even worse, the gathering may also attract some individuals—both living and undead—who have scores to settle with Sookie personally.

 

What’s To Like...

    All Together Dead is the seventh book in Charlaine Harris’s ultra-popular paranormal series, which Amazon labels as the “Sookie Stackhouse” series, while Wikipedia prefers to call it the “Southern Vampire Mysteries” series.  I’ve been reading it in chronological order, so I’m now about halfway through.

 

    The book’s main setting is new turf for Sookie, a fictional city called Rhodes located up along Lake Michigan.  I think this is the furthest Sookie’s been away from her home state of Louisiana.  As usual, the storyline is a pleasant blend of Romance (Sookie is still mad at Bill and currently involved with Quinn), Mystery (well you expect there’ll be some murder-&-mayhem at the convention, right?), and Paranormal Fantasy (human and vampire interacting).

 

    Vampires are by far the main paranormal creatures in All Together Dead, although weretigers, werepanthers, werewolves, fairies, witches, half-demons, and Britlingen all make at least cameo appearances.  I think the Britlingen are new to the series, and I definitely hope to see more of them in the remaining tales.

 

    There were at least eight separate plotlines to follow in the book.  All but one or two of those are tied up nicely.  Charlaine Harris uses italics for the telepathic conversations between Sookie and others, which made such dialogue easy to keep track of.  Speaking of things to keep track of, there are a poopload of characters woven into the storyline.  Most of these are recurring ones, and I think the author does this deliberately to provide mini-backstories for them as an aid for readers who aren’t worrying about book-order to better understand “the bigger picture” of the series.

 

    There are plenty of thrills-&-spills which build to an action-packed climax that's somehow both uplifting and somber.  To give details would entail spoilers and we eschew them in these reviews, but suffice it to say, the pacing is rapid and there are no slow spots.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.6*/5, based on 3,375 ratings and 561 reviews.

    Goodreads: 4.07*/5, based on 197,536 ratings and 3,855 reviews.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Fangbanger (n.) : a lover and blood donor of a vampire (slang, made-up).

Others: Catahoula (n.).

 

Excerpts...

    “I’m going to a wedding shower tomorrow.  Not for Jason and Crystal.  Another couple.”

    Pam had paused, her hand on the doorknob of Eric’s office.  She considered my statement, her brows drawn together.  “I am not remembering what a wedding shower is, though I’ve heard of it,” she said.  She brightened.  “They’ll get married in a bathroom?”  (loc. 107)

 

    Andre made a beeline for me.

    “I know,” he said, “that is, Sophie-Anne tells me that I have done wrong to you.  I’m not sorry, because I will do anything for her.  Others don’t mean anything to me.  But I do regret that I have not been able to refrain from causing something that distresses you.”

    If that was an apology, it was the most half-assed one I’d ever received in my life.  It left almost everything to be desired.  All I could do was say, “I hear you.”  (loc. 3600)

 

Kindle Details…

    All Together Dead is presently priced at $8.99 at Amazon.  The rest of the 13-book series range in cost from $2.99 (Book 1 only) to $8.99.  Charlaine Harris has several other series for you, none of which I’ve yet started to read.  The e-books in those range from $4.99 to $12.99.

 

“Save your drama for your mama.”  (loc. 1694)

    As always, there isn’t a lot to nitpick about in All Together Dead.  The cussing is sparse—just 7 instances in the first 20%, including one f-bomb; plus a couple of rolls-in-the-hay along the way.  If you don’t like stories told in the first-person POV, be aware that this book, and the entire series, are all told this way.

    There’s no progress on the Romance angle.  Bill, Eric, and Quinn are all candidates to be Sookie’s true love, and I don’t expect that to be resolved anytime soon.  As already mentioned, there are gazillions of characters to meet and greet, which can get tiresome occasionally, but it's all for a good cause.

 

    The biggest issue, as noted by other reviewers, is the Murder-Mystery aspect.  Sookie finds an ally who is also telepathic, and the two of them set about sleuthing all the mayhem that’s afoot.  Alas, while there’s plenty of intrigue and excitement, the “great reveals” are relegated to just being dialogue in the final chapter.  It felt rather anticlimactic.

 

    But let’s be honest, we read this series for Sookie’s witty narration, for the interspecies interactions, and to witness Sookie falling into an abundance of troubles, yet somehow squirming her way out of it.

 

    All Together Dead succeeds nicely on all those counts.

 

    8 Stars. About halfway through the book Sookie attends a gay wedding, a royal one to boot, and nobody blinks an eye.  On a larger scale, the hypothesis being presented is that, no matter what our superficial differences are (does it really matter what humanoid species we belong to?), we need to learn to accept others as they are.


    Something to contemplate as we hobnob along with Sookie and a slew of vampires.