Tuesday, May 14, 2024

The Buntline Special - Mike Resnick

   2010; 295 pages.  Book 1 (out of 4) in the “Weird West Tale” series.  New Author? : No.  Genres : Steampunki; Alternate History; Western.  Overall Rating: 7*/10.

 

    It’s the 1880s Old West in a parallel universe, one where the western boundary of the United States is the Mississippi River.  The lands to the west of there are controlled by the Apache medicine man, "Geronimo", aka “Goyathlay”, and his Cheyenne counterpart, "Hook Nose", aka “Que Sul-La”.  Together, they weave powerful magic that keeps the White man from invading their lands.

 

    The exclusion of the Americans from Indian territories is not absolute.  A few towns and cities are allowed; they promote trade and cooperation between the two empires.  One of these is Tombstone, Arizona.

 

    As is true in our dimension, this alternate Tombstone seems to attract both the best and the worst breeds of gunslingers.  Wyatt Earp is the marshal there; his brothers are his deputies and Bat Masterson is one of his allies.  On the “black hat” side is the infamous Clanton clan and the McLaury brothers.  Into this tense stand-off rides the gunman who can gives the Earps the upper hand.

 

    Doc Holliday.

 

What’s To Like...

    The Buntline Special is the reimagining of the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral in a steampunk world.  In addition to the historically accurate participants, Mike Resnick includes others who were bystanders, such as Kate Elder, plus some interesting persons that weren’t there, such as Thomas Edison and Ned Buntline.  But there is no doubt that the main protagonist of the tale is Don Holliday.

 

    The presence of Edison allows for some marvelous inventions to come into play.  Things such as electric stagecoaches, lie detector machines, fluoroscopes, a super-hardened brass alloy, and, possibly the most intriguing one of all: robotic hookers.  Magic also figures into the storyline (useful hint: do NOT piss off a Native American medicine man!), and a couple of paranormal creatures are added to make things interesting.

 

    For the most part, the story is set in Arizona, in the greater Tombstone area.  The book includes five drawings strewn throughout the text; I thought they were a marvelous addition.  Since I’ve lived in Arizona for quite a while, it was neat to see one of our lesser-known tribes, the Hualopai, play a part in the story.

 

    There are some nifty “bonus sections” at the end of the book, including a Bibliography, a historical news article about the O.K. Corral gunfight, a Cast of Characters, and an “About the Author”.  The text abounds in witty dialogue, ingenious contraptions invented by Edison and manufactured by Buntline, and the goings-on at the bawdy house.


    The O.K. Corral gunfight is the highlight of the book.  But it’s not the “final ending”; there’s another 50 pagers after that happens, mostly resolving the paranormal challenges of the plotline.  All the plot threads get tied up, and if this adventure tickles your fancy, there are three more books in the series . 

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.2*/5, based on 88 ratings and 48 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.49*/5, based on 1,334 ratings and 210 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    “Geronimo wants to know who he is facing.” said Obidiah.

    “Bat Masterson and John Henry Holliday,” replied Holliday.

    “Doc Holliday?”

    “The very same.”

    Obidiah turned to Geronimo and spoke to him in the latter’s native tongue.  Geronimo stared at Holliday and then said something to Obadiah.

    “He wants to know if you really killed seven men in a card game in Mexico.”

    “Probably not,” answered Holliday.  (pg. 55)

 

    “I don’t like you much, Holliday,” said Frank.

    “Well, you have that in common with a lot of other men,” said Holliday easily.

    “Oh? Sounds like they’d be interesting men to know.”  He looked around the saloon.  “Where are they?”

    “Buried in graveyards from here to Texas,” said Holliday.  “And a few in Colorado, just for good measure.”

    “You don’t make friends real easy, do you?” said Tom.

    “Let’s just say I’m choosy.”  (pg. 224)

 

“The government didn’t ask for me because of my winning smile.”  (pg. 34)

    There’s a small amount of profanity in The Buntline Special.  I noted ten instances in the first 10%, all of which were the mild epithets involving hell and damn.  Later on, there are a couple of f-bombs, an excretory product, and an SOB.

 

    My bigger criticism of The Buntline Special is with the pacing.  Far too many pages are devoted to discussing Doc Holliday’s terminal illness: tuberculosis, or as it was called in those days “consumption”.  Ditto for the repartee between the White Hats and Black Hats.  One of the baddies, Johnny Ringo, has it in for Doc, and a lot of ink is expended on those two taunting each other.  Bat Masterson’s sudden handicap, which we’ll not detail here, also is drawn out far too long.  On the other hand, the part I found really interesting, the roles played by the Native Americans, is given short shrift.

 

    Despite all this, The Buntline Special kept my interest, as did Book Two of this series, The Doctor and The Kid, which I read seven years ago, and is reviewed here.  I attribute that Mike Resnick’s writing and storytelling skills.  Book Four, The Doctor and the Dinosaurs, is on my TBR shelf.  I can’t wait to see how Resnick works T-Rex into this storyline.

 

    7 Stars.  Add ½ Star if you read this series in its proper order.  I have a feeling I should’ve done that.

Thursday, May 9, 2024

Crickett - Mike Faricy

   2013; 307 pages.  Book 8 (out of 31) in the “Dev Haskell – Private Investigator” series.  New Author? : No.  Genres: Airport/Beach Read; Hard-Boiled Mystery; Private Investigator Mystery.  Overall Rating: 7½*/10.

 

    What are the odds of your old flame, Karen Riley, walking through the door at the bar where you just happen to be enjoying a cold one, or two?

 

    Well, if you’re Dev Haskell, and the bar is The Spot, the odds aren’t all that long, since it’s a place you’ve been known to hang out1 at for quite some time.

 

    Karen’s changed her name; she now goes by Crickett.  That’s not all that’s new – she’s pushing a stroller with a 10-month-old baby in it.  Oliver.  Jeez, Dev, you don’t suppose the kid is yours, do you?

 

    She says it isn’t.  She’s not here to push a paternity suit on you, Dev.  She’s here to ask you, as a Private Investigator, to help get her current boyfriend, Oliver’s pop, out of jail.  Something about trumped-up drug charges.  Transporting cocaine.  You might as well investigate it, Dev.  What’s the worst that can happen?

 

    You're about to find out, Dev.

 

What’s To Like...

    Crickett is the eighth book in Mike Faricy’s Dev Haskell – Private Investigator series, which, thus far, I’ve been reading in chronological order.  This particular episode was part of a seven-volume e-book bundle which, ANAICT, is no longer available.  There are 46 chapters covering 248 pages, which means you’ll always be able to find a good place to stop for the night.

 

    The storyline is formulaic.  A knockout beauty comes to see Dev, and asks him to investigate something or someone.  Dev agrees, things get complicated, people have trouble remembering Dev’s name properly, Dev finds himself in a hopeless situation, and just when all seems lost, a plot twist appears out of nowhere, and all ends well.  That may sound trite, but it makes for a great airport/beach read.

 

    The story takes place mostly in and around St. Paul, Minnesota, with an occasional excursion to a nearby town called Vaxholm.  The complications in Dev’s sleuthing may be formulaic, but it’s still fun to try to get to the bottom of things alongside Dev.  There’s a reference to a Walter White that I didn’t get, but suspect it has to do with the TV show Breaking Bad, which I’ve never watched.  There’s also a “tumble bubble” scene, which looks like something I’d enjoy.

 

    The ending is good.  Yes, it’s a bit contrived, but that just allows Mike Faricy to work some mind-boggling plot twists into the tale.  Dev figured things out a bit before I did, and good triumphs, Dev survives, and Oliver ends up in good hands.  The Dev/Crickett plotline is not fully resolved, but based on the title of Book 9, Bulldog, I think it might carry over to there.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.3/5 based on 294 ratings and 83 reviews.

    Goodreads: 4.00/5 based on 280 ratings and 30 reviews

 

Excerpts...

    “My advice, for what it’s worth, just stay away from her, and Tubby, and anyone else involved.  Don’t take this on.  Don’t do anything for a fee, pro bono, or the benefits,” he said, arching an eyebrow.

    “How dumb do I look?”

    “You mean with the black eyes and that swollen nose?  Right now, pretty damn dumb.”

    “Okay, I get it.  I’m just going to alert her to the fact that Tubby’s looking around for names and tell her to keep quiet.  That’s all.  What could go wrong?”

    “Don’t even go there,” Louie said.  (loc. 826)

 

    “I just haven’t seen you, thought it might be fun to get together.  Look if you’re busy or seeing someone, I’m cool with that.  We’re both adults.  Sorry I bothered. . .”

    “I didn’t say you couldn’t come over.  It’s just that, well admit it, if you were me, you’d be suspicious, too.”

    “No, I wouldn’t.  If I were you, I’d be wondering what sort of bottle of wine kind, wonderful Dev could bring me.”

    “Stop it, possibly two bottles might work better,” she said.  (loc. 1163)

 

Kindle Details…

    Crickett presently sells for $4.99 at Amazon, which is the standard price for most of the books in this series.  Right now, Mike Faricy has graciously temporarily discounted four of the e-books; one of them goes for $0.99, the other three are free.  The author has several other series (Hotshot, Corridor Man, and Jack Dillon Dublin Tales) in addition to the Dev Haskell misadventures; the normal price for their individual e-books is also $4.99 apiece.

 

He attempted to smile, but his face was so unused to the exercise, it came off as more of a sneer.  (loc. 2727)

    Crickett has the usual amount of cussing for a Dev Haskell tale.  I counted 18 instances in the first 20%, which includes a couple of f-bombs.

 

    Typos abound, which is also the norm for this series.  Errant quotation marks run willy-nilly; so do separated compound words.  We have the standard typos, such as site/sight and your/you’re, as well as some unusual but amusing ones such as hob-knobs/hobnobs and highjack/hijack.  The thinkingm/thinking gaffe surprised me.  How did that ever make it past Autocorrect?

 

    The main baddie’s identity seemed a bit forced, but that’s allowed in a beach/airport read.  Ditto for the aforementioned formulaic storytelling.  If you like the formula, it’s not a drawback.

 

    7½ Stars.  Overall, Crickett was about what I’ve come to expect from a Dev Haskell – Private  Investigator installment.  Nothing deep, but a fun read from beginning to end.  Mike Faricy is a wizard when it comes to telling a catchy tale and coming up with self-deprecating remarks by the protagonist.  I’m intrigued as to whether there’s a tie-in to the next book, Bulldog, so it probably won’t be too long before I tackle that one.

Saturday, May 4, 2024

Ambrose, Prince of Wessex; Trader of Kiev - Bruce Corbett

    2010; 266 pages.  Book 1 (out of 6) in the “Ambrose Sagas” series.  New Author? : Yes.  Genres : Norse Historical Fiction; Vikings; Medieval History.   Overall Rating: 6/10.

 

    It’s 859 CE, and Ambrose has been having a tough time lately.

 

    His village in Wessex has just been raided by Vikings.  In addition to the usual looting and pillaging, they’ve taken a number of hostages.  Ambrose is one of those.  Now the Vikings are headed back to their homeland to sell off their prisoners as slaves.

 

    Well, Ambrose has one thing going for him—he’s a prince!  And princes can be ransomed back to their homelands.  Alas, Ambrose is a bastard prince.  There goes any chance of him being valuable enough to be bought back.

 

    So if you don’t want to be worked to death in the fields, Ambrose, you better start using your wits and wisdom.  Which, come to think of it, happen to be your biggest assets right now.

 

What’s To Like...

    Ambrose, Prince of Wessex; Trader of Kiev is the opening book in Bruce Corbett’s 6-volume historical fiction series that's set in the 9th century CE and features the trader Ambrose adventuring across Europe, Asia, and even Africa.  In this story we learn how Ambrose became a European emissary and deal-broker.

 

     The action starts right away, with the abovementioned Viking raid on Wessex.  There’s also a sufficient amount of fighting for those who prefer a bit of blood in their historical fiction, and even a bit of romance that I suspect will develop further in subsequent books of the series.

  

    There are a bunch of interesting characters to meet and greet, the main two being Phillip, a weapons-master and Ambrose’s bodyguard, and Polonius, a Byzantine scholar who can come up with some amazing tweaks of military strategy and technology. 

 

    The author clearly did a bunch of research before writing this, which delighted me to no end.  859 CE is the middle of the Dark Ages for Western civilization, and there are very few books, fiction and non-fiction, devoted to providing details of that time.


    I was surprised by the number and variety of peoples whose path Ambrose crosses in his travels: Saxons, Pechenegs, Khazars, Ghuz, Vikings, Frisians, Rus, Magyars, and Varangians.  Four appendices are included in the back of the book, a Glossary (so you can look up words like atheling and jarl), a Cast of Characters (so you can tell who’s fictional and who really existed), a Timeline (so you can tell who was doing what and when), and a Map (so you can tell where the heck Ambrose is).  The links to these helpful resources work incredibly smoothly.

 

    Everything builds to a suitably exciting, albeit not particularly twisty, climax.  Not all the storylines are tied up, but hey, that’s what Books 2-6 are for.  The final chapter serves as an Epilogue and a teaser for the next book in this series, Ambrose, Prince of Wessex; Emissary to Byzantium.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 3.8*/5, based on 89 ratings and 29 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.18*/5, based on 50 ratings and 6 reviews.

 

Kindle Details…

    Ambrose, Prince of Wessex; Trader of Kiev presently sells for just $0.99 at Amazon.  The rest of the books in the series go for $3.99 apiece.  Bruce Corbett has several other series for your Kindle, those books also cost $3.99 each.

 

Excerpts...

    “The life of most of the Byzantine citizens, or at least those of the capital of Constantinople, is tied up with affairs of commerce and culture.  The risk of one’s life, at least to a Byzantine, is a foolish thing.  One only fights a savage and implacable enemy host if one is unable to hire others, more brave or foolish, to do the job for you.  Although there is a very well-trained and strong Byzantine army, it is composed of professional soldiers.  Some of the soldiers have even come from as far away as Northern Viking lands in order to enlist.”  (loc. 824)

 

    “The Varangians have a strong sense of honour, but it is not as you and I know it.  They would rather die than break their word to a valued companion.”

    “Then, Polonius, the town elders should be at their ease.  You have just said that the Varangians can be trusted to keep their word at all costs.”

    “Aye . . . To a valued companion.”

    “What are you saying, Polonius?”  (loc. 3837)

 

“Our Greek scholar may be a brilliant theoretical strategist, but he hasn’t got the common sense God gave a toad.”  (loc. 4283)

    There’s not much profanity in Ambrose, Prince of Wessex; Trader of Kiev, just five instances in the first 50% of the book.  Later on, the god Odin has his name referenced for mild curses, such as “by Odin’s left eye”, and other parts of his body, which amused and pleased me.

 

    Less amusing are several R-rated situations, including a discussion of rape, a rape itself, a castration, and a sexual assault.  One of these acts is carried out by our hero; none of them are particularly important to the main storyline.  It makes me wonder who the target audience is.

 

    But by far the biggest issue with this book is the atrocious amount of typos, misspellings, and grammar faux pas.  Things like lightening/lightning, loped/lopped and what seemed to be the author’s own system for handling multi-paragraph speaking.  It was incredibly distracting, and mars what is otherwise a worthy effort to pen a novel set in a time and place that almost nobody writes about.

 

    If you can ignore the dozens upon dozens of grammatical miscues, and don’t mind the occasional inclusion of unnecessary sexual abuse, you will probably find Ambrose. Prince of Wessex; Trader of Kiev an entertaining and enlightening read.  Sadly, I couldn’t.

 

    6 Stars.  The treatment of slaves in Viking villages was an interesting study here.  Although some captives of the Vikings were subjected to back-breaking labor, others were given a relatively humane way of life.  This is the second book I’ve read recently that has presented slavery thusly, albeit under vastly different historical and geographical circumstances.  That other book is reviewed here.