Friday, June 28, 2024

Old Bones - Aaron Elkins

   1987; 210 pages.  Book 4 (out of 18) in the “Gideon Oliver Mysteries” series.  New Author? : No.  Genres : International Mystery & Crime; France; Whodunit; Forensic Anthropology.  Overall Rating : 8½*/10.

 

    Talk about a dream business trip, Gideon Oliver is on one!

 

    He’s in France lecturing at a symposium on forensic anthropology, and wouldn’t you know it, a partial skeleton is unearthed at a nearby chateau.  The local authorities call on Gideon for his expertise in assisting them to determine the victim’s gender and age, how long it’s been entombed, and whether foul play was a factor in its demise.

 

    Oh yeah, it should be mentioned that one of the local gentry also has just perished in an accidental drowning in the area’s local tidal pool.  But it’s hard to see that as anything more than a coincidence.

 

    Yeah, right.

 

What’s To Like...

    Old Bones is the third book I’ve read in Aaron Elkins’ Gideon Oliver series.  The settings in these three tales have been delightfully varied: Egypt; Dorset, England; and now the Brittany region of France.  Aaron Elkins is an American author, and must do considerable research, since each of these settings has felt remarkably “real” to me.

 

    It’s fun getting to know Gideon.  He’s a nerd and a scientist, but so am I.  He specializes in carefully analyzing the subject matter (old bones), and drawing objective conclusions therefrom.  Most of his deductions contain a degree of uncertainty (like a weather forecast), and occasionally he’s wrong.

 

    The murder-mystery angle is developed quite well.  The lists of suspects and motives are intriguingly long, and the number of opportunities for skullduggery frustratingly short.  Happily, that’s where plot twists come in.

 

    The story’s setting means that the reader is treated to lots of French phrases, many of which are food-related.  There’s also a smattering of German vocabulary, most notably “obersturmbannfuhrer”, (yeah, try saying that ten times real fast), since the Nazi occupation of France in World War 2 has a significant impact on the plotline here.

 

    I enjoyed learning how to properly eat a delicacy called “tiny gray shrimp”.  Being a language freak, I chuckled at Gideon’s musing as to how “Bugs Bunny” would be translated into French.  Which would it be: “lapin fou” or “insect le lapin”?  Some of the titles of Gideon’s lectures were cleverly amusing, such as “Phylogenetic relationships between the Middle Pleistocene hominids and the western Neanderthals”, and “Larval Invasions of Calliphoridae in Unburied Corpses from Two to Four Weeks”.  And we won’t even mention how a “polydactylous pig” impacts the investigation.

 

    The ending is suitably exciting and twisty.  Some basic assumptions turn out to be false, our heroes come dangerously close to be/coming victims themselves, and my guesses as to who the perpetrators were completely wrong.  Which is exactly the way I like it.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.3*/5, based on 1,265 ratings and 139 reviews.

    Goodreads: 4.01*/5, based on 2,310 ratings and 188 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    “There are apparently some hand bones.  I assume there wouldn’t be any other animals with anything like human hands—aside from the apes, of course.”

     “As a matter of fact, there are.  The skeleton of a bear’s paw isn’t hard to confuse with a human hand or foot.  Even the flipper of a small whale.”

    “Ah,” said Joly.

    John, who had been quick to accept the inspector’s invitation to see the French criminal justice system in action, spoke up from the back seat.  “Hey, great, we’re really narrowing things down.  It’s either a person, a bear or a whale.  The case is practically solved.”  (pg. 47)

 

    “You all settled down for the night?”

    “Uh-huh.  I’m in bed.”

    “Good,” he said, his voice softening.  “What are you wearing?  That silky tan thing, I hope; the one that accentuates that lovely, long, marvelous, intra-sacrospinalis sulcus that you have.”

    “Ah,” she said with a sigh, “that’s more like it.”  (pg. 143)

 

Kindle Details…

    Old Bones is discounted to $1.99 right now at Amazon, but that’s a temporary situation.  The other books in the series cost anywhere from $1.99 to $9.99, with the prices generally higher for the books in the latter half of the series.

 

“Oh-oh. (…) Looks like another case of cleidacranial whatsamatosis.”  (pg. 149)

    There are eleven instances of profanity in the first 10% of the book, but no f-bombs.  No adult situations arose, nor do I recall any being alluded to.  I only spotted one typo: Iout/I out.

 

    That’s all I can find to grouse about in Old Bones.  The three Gideon Oliver books I’ve read so far have all been captivating: engaging storylines, lots of plot twists, exotic settings, and well-structured murder mysteries.  I think this series is a winner.

 

    8½ Stars.  One last tidbit.  The most useful of all the French phrases given in Old Bones is this one: “Fermez la bouche.”  Google it.

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