Sunday, March 27, 2022

T-Rexes & Tax Law - Rachel Ford

   2019; 217 pages.  Book 1 (out of 9) in the “Time Travelling Taxman” series.  New Author? : Yes.  Genres: Time Travel Sci-Fi; Multiverses; Humorous Science Fiction.  Overall Rating : 6½*/10.

 

    Meet Alfred Favero, Senior Analyst for the IRS.  He may or may not be the best agent they have, but he certainly is the most zealous one.  Some might also describe him as conceited, but they’re probably just jealous.

 

    Alfred holds a special scorn for people who cheat on their taxes, and he’s just been assigned an important case: to hunt down the executives of a company called Futureprise, which specializes in some murkily-defined sort of speculative venture.  Whatever they’re into, it doesn’t matter, the IRS suspects them of underreporting their taxes, and now the whole company – from CEO to bottle-washers, has mysteriously packed up and left town.

 

    The prime IRS target is Futureprise’s CEO and founder David Garrity, and Alfred is willing to go to the ends of the Earth to find him and bring him to justice.

 

    That’s mighty noble of you, Alfred, but the more apropos question is: are you willing to go to the beginning of Time to bring him in?

 

What’s To Like...

    T-Rexes & Tax Law is an ambitious effort to combine several of my favorite Science Fiction subgenres, namely Time-Travel, Multiverses, Anti-Heroes, and Humor; then tossing in the Tax-Cheat angle, which results in a really unique storyline.

 

    I liked that Alfred is quite a butthead to start out with.  The banter between him and his fellow IRS agent and IT specialist, Nancy Abbot, is witty and entertaining.  It was fun to watch how Alfred’s demeanor mellows and matures in the presence of Nancy.  Could he possibly be ever-so-slightly falling in love?  I also enjoyed the fact that the David Garrity and his Futureprise employees are not simply portrayed as “black hats”.  There are some understandable reasons for their sudden disappearance.

 

    As the book’s title and cover image indicate, dinosaurs show up, including the mightiest of them all, T-Rex.  He’s joined by some pterosaurs, hadrosaurs, and a particularly pesky plesiosaur; and all these were indeed present in the Cretaceous Period, which is where our time-traveling agents are dumped, some 67 million years ago.

 

    The Multiverse slant is ambitious as well.  Most sci-fi novels assiduously avoid any chrono-hopping paradoxes (what if I go back in time and shoot my parents before I was born?); but Rachel Ford revels in them.  Humor in a work of fiction is always a personal taste, but I liked the way it was done here.

 

    If you hate having to keep track of dozens of characters in a storyline, then T-Rexes and Tax Law is your kind of book.  The only folks to keep close watch on are our two IRS protagonists, the CEO of Futureprise, and the company driver, Josh, a hunk about whom Nancy and Alfred have differing opinions.

 

    The ending is okay, but nothing special.  It resolves the primary Multiverse conundrum, but it’s not very tense and leaves all sorts of facets unresolved, such as the superior weaponry of beings from other dimensions.  But there’s another eight books in this series to address all that.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Disapprobation (n.) : strong disapproval, typically on moral grounds.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.2*/5, based on 129 ratings and 83 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.91*/5, based on 231 ratings and 67 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    Alfred’s sleep became uneasy, and he started and twitched, drawing away from the water.  But the spray continued.

    Finally, he woke.  He was not at sea, or the victim of churning waters.  On the contrary, his situation was far, far worse.  He was propped in a chair, with a great, drooling reptile standing over him, slobbering on his face and arms.

    Piercing shrieks split the early morning stillness.  Later, he was glad that the campus was deserted; those screams, he was sure, would have been audible from one end of the oasis to the other.  (loc. 297)

 

    “What I’m saying is, Alfred, you heard the words, but you didn’t listen to my point.  You just responded.  You didn’t think about what I was saying.  You just – you always – want to be right.”

    “But…I usually am,” he said.  It sounded conceited, but he didn’t mean it that way.  On balance, he was right more often than he was wrong; and it seemed as a general rule simpler and safer to operate on the assumption that, in a conflict situation, he was in the right.

    She was incredulous.  “Do you hear yourself?”  (loc. 610)

 

Kindle Details…

    T-Rexes & Tax Law currently costs $0.99 at Amazon.  The other eight books in the series are all priced at $3.99 each.  Rachel Ford has several more series for your reading enjoyment, plus a few standalone novels.  Those e-books run anywhere from $2.99 to $6.49, with most of them costing $4.99.

 

 

If a Mars rover and Humvee had a love child, this, he thought, is what it would look like.  (loc. 783)

    There are some other issues besides the already-mentioned ho-hum ending in T-Rexes & Tax Law.  In brief:

 

    Dinosaurs may be present, but they don’t play a big part in the storyline.  The T-Rex scares our heroes, and the plesiosaur rocks the boat, but that’s about it.  Late in the story, a bunch of them dwelling in our present-day world get rounded-up and time-deported, and all that easy task is worth is a passing mention.

 

    The book is plagued by “spellchecker” typos, such as Garrity’s/Garritys, wroth/wrath, and at least five cases of hanger/hangar.  Commas were also frequently misused.

 

    The cussing is not excessive, but more than I’d expect if the target audience is YA.  I counted 12 instances in the first 25% of the book, including two f-bombs.

 

    Finally, the storyline itself is not compelling.  We start off with a Time-Traveling tale sprinkled with lots of Humor.  Then the humor tails off, and Multiverses pretty much push the Time-Traveling out of the spotlight.  The ending felt rushed, and I was left wondering if any proofreading, beta-reading, and/or polishing was done before publishing this.

 

    6½ Stars.  Despite the technical flaws, T-Rexes & Tax Law still held my interest and kept me turning the pages.  I think that says something about Rachel Ford’s writing skills.

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