Monday, January 25, 2021

The Scavenger's Daughter - Mike McIntyre

   2010; 302 pages.  Full Title: The Scavenger’s Daughter – A Tyler West Mystery.  New Author? : Yes.  Genres : Serial Killer Thriller; Psychological Thriller; Hard-Boiled Mystery.  Overall Rating : 7½*/10.

 

    It was a black-tie affair, and San Diego’s finest citizens have turned out in force for the fun, free food, and photo opportunities.  The occasion is the grand opening of the city’s Museum of Medieval History and its debut exhibit “Torture Instruments of the Dark Ages”.

 

    Even the mayor of San Diego, James Stanton, has shown up for the gala event.  Alas, he’s partaken liberally of the free alcoholic beverages being served, and has ended up getting caught in the arms of a woman who’s not his wife.  Even worse, it isn’t really a flesh-and-blood woman; it was something called an Iron Maiden, a medieval torture device which is one of the many displays at the museum.

 

    Somehow, Mayor Stanton triggered the hinged-door, got trapped inside, and died from multiple stab wounds courtesy of the Iron Maiden’s internal iron spikes and knives.  A tragic accident, but such things can happen when one goes wandering around, rip-snorting drunk.

 

    But local reporter Tyler West is not so sure it was an accident.  The museum’s director. Merrill Addison, assured him that the Iron Maiden’s killing mechanism had been disengaged prior to letting any of the guests into the building.  Safety First, and all that.  So perhaps this was murder most foul.

 

    Just so long as it isn’t the start of some mass murderer’s career.  Because everyone knows that serial killers are bad for business and tourism, two things that San Diego depends on.

 

What’s To Like...

    First things first: if you’re looking for something along the lines of Fifty Shades of Grey, The Scavenger’s Daughter is not your answer.  There’s nothing erotic about sawing off the top of a cranium, puncturing someone’s vertebrae while simultaneously crushing their trachea, or squishing somebody’s head until it implodes (as shown in the book cover above).  The Inquisitors were trying to extract a confession, not get their jollies off.

 

    Instead, the book is a well-researched essay on a wide variety of torture devices used back in the Middle Ages, especially during the Inquisition. The book’s title is a corruption of one name of one of these; it was originally called “Skevington’s Daughter”, named for the nobleman who invented it, and was used to compress the victim into the shape of a medicine ball, resulting first in cramps, then hemorrhaging, then death.  Surprisingly, there’s not a lot a gore in the story; Mike McIntyre presents the victim’s dread leading up to the torture and the finding of the body afterward, but not the actual killing.  Nonetheless, I wouldn’t call The Scavenger’s Daughter a cozy mystery.

 

    The book is written in the storytelling style: “so-and-so said this, then this happened, then the hero did this”.  There’s an astonishing small amount of cussing in the text; I counted just six instances in the first third of the book.  The story starts a bit slow, mostly because Mike McIntyre is setting the scene and giving Tyler West’s backstory.  Once that’s done, the pace picks up admirably, with lots of thrills-&-spills and an ever-growing body count.  The 120 chapters cover 302 pages, so you’re never far from a good place to stop.  The tale is told in both first-person and third-person POV’s – the former used whenever we’re tagging along with Tyler; the latter used whenever we’re following anyone else.

 

    The Scavenger’s Daughter is set in San Diego, where the author lives, so there’s a nice “feel” to the various places Tyler visits.  I liked the nod to the late great Border’s Books and chuckled at the brief comment about Sedona, Arizona, in my home state, being the “touchy-feely capital of the Southwest”.  The San Diego library system gets some nice ink, I presume the sites cited are all real branches of it.  And I’ve never heard of the “green flash” that sometimes occurs on the San Diego shore, but I presume it is a real phenomenon.

 

    The ending is suitably exciting.  There aren’t really any plot twists, but the action more than compensates for that.  All the plot threads all get tied up, so you’re not forced to read a “Part Two” to finish the tale.  The Scavenger’s Daughter is a standalone novel, and I don’t see that Mike McIntyre ever developed this into a series.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.4/5 based on 135 ratings.

    Goodreads: 3.78/5 based on 374 ratings and 42 reviews

 

Excerpts...

    I questioned the stunned guests while Mel took photos of the mayor in the cruel embrace of the Iron Maiden.  I urged her to also shoot some pictures from more discreet angles.

    “Remember the Wheaties test,” I said.

    The Wheaties test is the standard editors use to pick photos.  If a picture is likely to make Mom, Dad or Little Johnny blow their Wheaties at the breakfast table, it doesn’t run.  (loc. 357)

 

    He returned to the paint department, known in the HomeMart vernacular as the paint pod.  His entire job consisted of mixing paint, eight hours a day, five days a week.  He didn’t actually mix the paint.  A computerized machine did.  He merely entered a color code on a keypad, and the tints were automatically dispensed.  It was so easy, a monkey could do it.  No, he thought, if a monkey could do it, HomeMart would make smaller aprons.  (loc. 2883)

 

Kindle Details…

    The Scavenger’s Daughter sells for $2.99 at Amazon.  Mike McIntyre has another five e-books for you, priced at either $3.99 or $4.99, but they are all non-fiction travelogues.  ANAICT, the author has not written any more fiction books.

 

“Don’t go all contrite on me now (…) I liked you better as a careless cad.”  (loc. 824)

    The writing is good, the storytelling is good, the character development is good, so there’s really only one thing to quibble about in The Scavenger’s Daughter: the mystery-solving.

 

    Simply put, the clues that enable Tyler to figure out whodunit, where his torture chamber is located, how to rescue a damsel-in-distress, and why the police are barking up the wrong tree are of the “oh come on now” ilk.  A couple spoiler-free examples:

    the freshly-dug grave that the police somehow overlook,

    the obscure “fingers” clue hastily thought up by one of the victims and later deciphered by Tyler, leading to a breakthrough in the case,

    the cold engine (how did he anticipate the need for this?), and

    the twin vans with identical license plates (wouldn’t it be better to different plates on them?).

 

    That’s about all there is to grouse about.  If you can put your sleuthing brain cells on freeze while reading this story, you’ll find this to be an entertaining and educational read.  You might even learn a thing or three about the horrors that thousands of people underwent during the Inquisition after being accused of being heretics, witches, gypsies, or other miscreants.

 

    7½ Stars.   FWIW, my favorite character in the story was “the Billboard Bandit”.  If Mike McIntyre ever does pen a sequel to The Scavenger’s Daughter, I certainly hope this guy gets developed into a recurring figure.

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