2007;
227 pages. New Author? : Yes. Full Title : Milk Eggs Vodka – Grocery Lists
Lost and Found. Genre : Non-Fiction;
Lists; Humor. Overall Rating : 8*/10.
“You are what you eat.”
Well if that axiom’s true, then perhaps “You are whatever’s on your grocery list” is even more valid, since it would include what
you eat, what you drink, and all the grocery store-purchased stuff you make
everyday use of.
Of
course, once the grocery shopping’s done, most people just toss away those
self-revealing lists – often as they leave the store, either into the trash
receptacle, or onto the floor. Because
who in their right mind would want someone else’s shopping list?
Well,
Bill Keaggy, for one. Assisted by a
bunch friends who visit his website at www.grocerylists.org, he’s amassed a
collection of tossed lists numbering in the thousands. And he’s put 400 or so of the best,
strangest, and most interesting ones in his book Milk
Eggs Vodka.
What’s To Like...
Milk Eggs Vodka
is a fun, fast, and easy read, since most of the pages consist of two images of grocery lists, a witty-but-not-snarky, tongue-in-cheek comment by
the author for each of them, and a piece of food trivia along the border of
the page. Personally, these trivia
ditties were my favorite parts of the book.
A couple examples :
It took almost
fifty years after canned foods debuted for someone to invent the can opener. (pg. 35). Butter has been dyed yellow for at least
700 years. People used to use
marigolds. (pg. 98). In 1956, 80% of all U.S. households had a refrigerator,
but only 8% of British households had one. (pg. 177).
And we’ll let you look up the eye-popping food fact on page 217 about insect
parts, fly eggs, and maggots for yourself.
For
easy reference, there’s a Table of Contents at the front and an index at the
back. The ToC will catch your eye with
chapter titles like Chides And Asides, Badd Spellrs, and Organized Lists, the latter
for OCD folks like me.
The
(2007) price listed on the back of the full-sized hardcover version of MEV was $19.99. The present Amazon prices start at $24.98 (used) and $26.36 (new). There is also an
e-book version, but several Amazon reviewers have noted that the view sucks on
the Kindle. As with any Humor-Gimmicky
book, clever though it may be, the reread value may well be minimal. So if $20+ seems a bit steep for a
once-and-done book, you might check to see if your local library carries it.
Excerpts...
The Grocery List:
Prozac, Kid Hair De-Tangler, Ibuprofen, Fibre-All, Sensodyne. Keaggy’s Comment : “Wow. Your life sucks, my friend. Constipation, headaches, aching gums, kid
with knotted hair. No wonder you’re
depressed.”. (pg. 45)
Grocery shopping
must be pure joy for the obsessive-compulsive.
Aisle after aisle of precisely arranged products grouped into categories
and neatly stacked on clean shelves. Some
uber-organized shoppers sort their lists by aisle. Others use a pre-formatted master list so
they can just check off the things they need without having to write much
down. Strangely, efficiency and laziness
actually go quite well together, like pickles and peanut butter. (pg. 136)
Making lists is a uniquely human activity, like watching
pornography or Googling yourself. (pg.
2 )
There’s
not a lot of text in Milk Eggs Vodka (I don’t count the pictures of grocery
lists), but what is there is both well-written and clever. Bill Keaggy does an excellent job of infusing
wit into what admittedly is a drab topic.
My only concern when reading this book was the validity of the subject
material itself, because, really now, how many times do you recall seeing (and
recognizing) a used grocery list on the ground?
I
don’t doubt Keaggy himself, but I have to question whether those contributors
who sent in photos to his website really spent their time combing the floors
and trash bins of their local supermarkets, examining each and every scrap of
paper therein/thereon.
A
lot of the lists looked suspiciously short.
My grocery lists are never less than 10 items, and often twice that
amount. Only one or two had identifying
information on them (telephone numbers or home addresses); you’d
think more would be this way. I
recognize some people have atrocious spelling skills, but a couple lists looked
like the composer set out to misspell as many words as he could.
Oh
well, neither Keaggy nor I have any way to verify that the submitters of these
lists were not their authors as well. I
guess it’s best to just accept the entries at face value, enjoy this book for
its entertainment value, and not worry about its authenticity. After all, we do that with any picture on the
internet, whether it’s photoshopped or not.
8 Stars. Milk Eggs Vodka reminds me of a book with a
similar template, and which consisted of photos of old and abandoned shopping
carts in all sorts of bizarre places – rivers, woods, etc. If I can remember that book’s title, I may
have to see if my library has a copy of it as well.
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