Showing posts with label Roger Zelazny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roger Zelazny. Show all posts

Sunday, January 18, 2026

Isle of the Dead - Roger Zelazny

   1969; 190 pages.  New Author? : No.  Genres : Classic Science Fiction; Fantasy; Time Travel.  Laurels : 1969 Hugo Award for Best Novel (nominated); 1972 French Prix Apollo Award (winner).  Overall Rating: 6*/10.

 

    Meet Francis “Frank” Sandow.  He’s the 87th wealthiest being in the entire galaxy.  That’s quite the feat, although it’s probably due to the fact that he’s also the oldest being in the galaxy.  Francis was born on Earth in the 20th century.  It’s now the 32nd century and he lives light years away from here on a planet called Homefree.  Francis personally created that world.

 

    The secret to Francis’s longevity is something called “time dilation”, which, as everyone who’s ever taken a course in Quantum Physics (I have!) can tell you, relates to how Time “slows down” as you approach the speed of Light.

 

    Francis is content with his life and has no desire to visit 32nd-century Earth.  He has too many memories of too many Earthly companions that have long ago shuffled off their mortal coil.  But lately someone has started sending him photographs of some of those long-departed acquaintances.

 

    Those photos could be fake, of course.  But if they aren’t, they present Francis with an intriguing enigma.  Because the six former acquaintances of Francis look like they’re presently very much alive.

 

What’s To Like...

    Isle of the Dead is a standalone 1969 novel by Roger Zelazny.  It is primarily a work of Science Fiction, thanks to the intergalactic time travel, with some mystical Fantasy elements blended in. 

 

    The world-building is phenomenal.  If properly trained, you can create your own planet, although I think it actually refers to terraforming an existing uninhabited world.  Two sentient alien races have been encountered—the Rigelians and the ancient-but-dwindling Pei’ans.  The recall-tapes were a fascinating innovation, and I’ve got to get one of those slip-sleds to avoid traffic congestion.

 

    The story is told in the first-person POV, Francis’s.  There are no chapters per se in the text; instead it is divided up into eight Parts.  Francis’s 20th-century roots allow him to reference lots of familiar things people and things, including Kafka, Gogol, Rachmaninoff, and my favorite: Ginnungagap.

 

    Things build to a cosmic-sized climax, which was the norm for classic 1960s Sci-Fi.  It features a couple of plot twists that I didn’t see coming and wraps up most of the plot threads.  I got the feeling Roger Zelazny wrote this as a first book in a series, but nothing ever came of that.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.3*/5, based on 452 ratings and 43 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.80*/5, based on 2,085 ratings and 123 reviews.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Klepsydra (n.) : a device that measures time using the steady flow of water from one container to another.

Others: Catenary (adj.); Barratry (n.).

 

Excerpts...

    “Will you consent to accompany me back to Earth and talk to my chief?” he asked.

    “No,” I said.  “I’ve answered that question a dozen times, in as many letters.  Earth grates on my nerves, it gives me a big pain these days.  That’s why I live out here.  Earth is overcrowded, bureaucratic, unhealthy, and suffering from too many mass-psychoses to bother classifying.  Whatever your chief wants to say, you can say for him, and I’ll answer you, and you can take it back to him.”  (loc. 3589)

 

    “A penny for your thoughts,” I said.

    “What is a penny?”

    “An ancient monetary unit, once common on my home planet.  On second thought, don’t take me up on it.  They’re valuable now.”

    “It is strange to offer to buy a thought.  Was this a common practice among your people, in the old days?”

    “It had to do with the rise of the merchant classes,” I said.  “Everything has a price, and all that.”  (loc. 4671)

 

Kindle Details…

    I bought Isle of the Dead as part of a two-book Kindle bundle of Roger Zelazny sci-fi.  The other book is Eye of Cat, which I read earlier and is reviewed here.  Amazon no longer offers this bundle in e-book format; but you can buy the paperback version for a mere $17.99.  Alternatively, you can buy the hardcover and/or paperback versions of Isle of the Dead from independent dealers through Amazon for outrageous prices.

 

“Did you ever witness the combat of Betta splendens, the Siamese Fighting Fish?”  (loc. 3932)

    I noted 15 instances of profanity in the first 33% of Isle of the Dead, which is more than I expected for a Sci-Fi novel written in the 1960s.  But they were all of the milder eschatological nature, so it wasn’t distracting.  Later on, several references to female canines showed up, but hey, this was almost written in the 1970s.

 

    I only saw two typos, both punctuation-related, which I suspect happened after this was given to the publisher.  There was no Table of Contents in this bundled e-book version, which bugged me a bit, but that's a quibble.

 

    The big issue was a storytelling.  Halfway through the book, I still couldn’t tell you what the main storyline was.  One of Francis’s ex-lovers has gone missing; should he try finding her?  The 45th wealthiest man in the galaxy has a proposal for Francis; why?  Who is sending him those real-or-fake photos; and for what purpose?

 

    Things finally come into focus in the book’s second half, but that’s a lot of time spent on galaxy-building.  When the smoke finally clears, way too many characters are conveniently deceased, which means their plotlines have come to naught, plus one of them is still MIA.

 

    All of this could be forgiven if the book was an introduction to a series.  The beauty of time-travel, and of meeting and interacting with hitherto unknown extraterrestrials, is that no one has to remain dead.  Sadly, Roger Zelazny passed away in 1995, so this remains a one-and-done novel.  Someone needs to step up and turn it into a series.

 

    6 Stars.  One last thing.  Every once in a while, some subtle humor works its way into the text.  One example: the three moons of the planet Illyria are named Flopsus, Mopsus, and Kattontallus.  I loved that.

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Eye of Cat - Roger Zelazny

   1982; 235 pages.  New Author? : Mostly.  Genres : Native American Mythology; Science Fiction; Navajo Culture.  Overall Rating : 6*/10.

 

    The master galactic beast hunter, Billy Blackhorse Singer, has just been offered a job: stop an Stragean assassin who’s on her way to Earth to kill the UN Secretary General.

 

    It sounds easy enough, but this extraterrestrial has some enhancements that will help her in her mission.  Most importantly, she’s a shapeshifter.

 

    Hmmm.  That presents a challenge for Billy.  Humans can’t shapeshift.  He needs a partner who can do that, and remembers capturing an alien creature long ago that showed some shapeshifting tendencies, but no signs of being sentient.  Still, it’s in a cage down at the ILI (Interstellar Life Institute) in nearby San Diego, so why not go check it out?

 

    It'd be great if the beast turns out to be a sentient shapeshifter, but if so, I wonder what other hidden talents it might have.  And what it would take to get it to team up with Billy.

 

What’s To Like...

    Roger Zelazny is the author of several Science Fiction series, but ANAICT Eye of Cat is a standalone tale.  It’s not a spoiler to reveal that Billy successfully recruits the caged creature, who he dubs “Cat”, and who turns out to be both a shapeshifter and a telepath.  But its price for joining up with Billy is a stunner: in addition to being freed from its present cage-in-a-zoo situation, it wants a chance for revenge.  He wants one week to chase down and attempt to kill his erstwhile captor.  Billy.

 

    The main plot thread is a prolonged chase scene: first Billy and Cat contending with the assassin; then with Cat stalking Billy.  It isn’t easy avoiding a stalker who can effortlessly read every thought in your head.  Billy gets some help from a panel of human mentalists, but frankly, they are of limited value.

 

    There is a second, more subtle plot thread which I found to be more intriguing.  Billy is a Navajo, but he has “left the Blessed Way”, meaning he lives and thinks like a white man, and has forgotten his Navajo gods and legends.  It was fascinating to watch him gradually revert to his heritage.

 

    Most of the tale is set in Dinetah, the “Land of the Navajos” located in the Four Corners area of the western US.  Roger Zelazny incorporates a bunch of Navajo words into the text, and I really enjoyed that.  The story takes place in the near future, with strange things such as “float cars”, “Porta-phones”, and “Trip Boxes”.  Yeah, I know, we have Porta-phones now (we call them cell phones), but Eye of Cat was written in 1982.  And those Trip Boxes enable users to teleport, reminding me muchly of the TARDIS in the Doctor Who series.

 

    The ending is not particularly twisty, but suitably resolves the main plot threads.  The storylines are tied up, Billy gets reacquainted with his Navajo roots, and his soul finally finds peace.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.4*/5, based on 35 ratings and 20 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.64*/5, based on 1,763 ratings and 76 reviews.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Chindi (n.) : a spirit, usually malevolent; a ghost.

Others: Yetaalii (n.).

 

Excerpts...

    He thought of the old man’s words and the things of which they reminded him—of the sky creatures and water creatures, of the beings of cloud, mist, rain, pollen and corn which had figured so prominently in his childhood imagination—here in the season when the snakes and the thunder still slept.

    It had been a long while since he had considered his problems in the old terms.  A chindi . . . Real or of the mind—what difference?  Something malicious at his back.  Yes, another way of looking at things . . .   (loc. 245)

 

    “This beast can read thoughts.”

    “So it reads that there’s someone up ahead waiting to kill it.  Doesn’t have to be a mind reader to know that.  And if it keeps following, that’s what could happen.”

    “It can change shape.”

    “It’s still got to move in order to make progress.  That makes it a target.  Billy’s armed now.  It won’t have it as easy as you seem to think.”

    “Then why’d you decide to come?”

    “I don’t like to see any outsider chasing Navajos on our land.”  (loc. 2225)

 

Kindle Details…

    I bought Eye of Cat as part of a two-book bundle of Roger Zelazny sci-fi tales.  The other book is Isle of the Dead.  It appears Amazon no longer offers this bundle in e-book format; but you can buy the paperback version for a mere $59.99.  No, that is not a typo.  Eye of Cat as an unbundled e-book is presently not available at Amazon.

 

“You have been in the minds of too many Californians.  They’re full of pop psychology.”  (loc. 1478)

    There’s just a modicum of profanity in Eye of Cat; I counted only three in the first quarter of the book, all of them variations of damn.  The cussword choices get a bit more varied later on, even including an f-bomb, but on the whole, the expletives remained sparse.

 

    There were a number of typos, but most of these were spacing issues: Hewas, Hehad, Itis, Idropped, and theoldman.  I suspect these slip-ups arose during the e-book bundling conversion stage, and therefore I don't blame the author, who passed away in 1995. 

 

    A variety of literary tropes are sprinkled throughout the text, including flashbacks, deliberately garbled paragraphs and what I presume were newspaper headlines.  I found them to be more distracting than enlightening.  Your take may be different.  In any event, they became sparser as the book progressed.

 

    Overall, I thought Eye of Cat was an ambitious effort by Roger Zelazny that unfortunately falls a bit flat.  I enjoyed the Native American cultural aspects of the book, but the action scenes, although present, were few and far between.  Fortunately, Roger Zelazny’s writing skills do a good job of overshadowing the overly lengthy storyline.  The relatively mediocre Goodreads rating, listed above, reflects this.

 

    6 Stars.  One last thing.  There’s a brief but heartwarming “Dedication” at the beginning of the book that simply reads “For Joe Leaphorn, Jimmy Chee, and Tony Hillerman”.  If you know who these three are, and like their tales, you’ll enjoy Eye of Cat.

Monday, July 17, 2023

Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming - Roger Zelazny and Robert Sheckley

   1991; 310 pages.  Book 1 (out of 3) in the “Millennial Contest” series.  New Authors? : Yes, and no.  Genres : Humorous Fantasy; Fairy Tales.   Overall Rating: 5*/10.

 

    It’s 1000 CE and you know what that means.  Well, actually you probably don’t, unless you’re a demon or an angel.

 

    Those creatures, for better and for worse, know it’s time for the Millennial Contest, a competition that takes place only every thousand years, and which will determine whether Good or Evil will control the universe for the next millennium.

 

    Azzie Elbub is a charismatic but malevolent demon who is determined to win the event for the Dark Side. His scheme is to reenact the age-old Sleeping Beauty tale but with a startling new twist: when Prince Charming finally makes it to where Sleeping Beauty reposes, his quest will end in disaster.

 

    Good luck, Azzie.  Somehow, I think this will turn out to be “too much of a bad thing.”

 

What’s To Like...

    Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming is a lighthearted 1991 novel featuring the collaborative efforts of two respected sci-fi/fantasy authors, Roger Zelazny and Robert Sheckley.  The other two books in the trilogy are If at Faust You Don’t Succeed and A Farce to be Reckoned With.  ANAICT, none of these are available in e-book format.

 

    The storyline is an amusing depiction of the differences, and similarities, between the nature of good and evil.  There are also several fairy tales – Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Aladdin – worked into the tale..  Azzie is a fun-to-watch protagonist; he may be an evil demon but he’s carrying out a noble mission, albeit for the dark side, and is repeatedly beset by the underworld's bureaucracy and his own ineptness.

 

    There are drawings, usually of one of the characters, at the start of each of the 10 parts.  Each part has between 5 and 13 chapters, with an average length of just about 5 pages per chapter.  There are critters galore to meet and dread, including talking ponies (as well as talking swords and talking spells), dragons, Harpies, Valkyries, dwarves. and the Morrigan.  Most of the settings are in Western Europe in 1000 CE, with an excursion or two into the Underworld.

 

    The book is a vocabulary-lover's delight.  There are a bunch of highfalutin ones such as: palaverations, fuscating, quiddities, ensorcelled, congeries, aftertides, scansions, ensor, and those were just the ones that dazzled me after I started keeping writing them down.  A couple more are listed below.

 

    The trivia details were also neat.  Mad King Ludwig, Peer Gynt, and Turkestan get mentioned, as well as the ancient Irish legends Finn McCool and Cuchulain.  Cuisine-wise, nachos and pho make an appearance, but so does fermented dragon poop.  And I’m definitely going to get me a pair of Seven League Boots, although they do have their drawbacks.

 

    You can pretty much figure out which side will emerge victorious in this contest, but the fun is watching Azzie getting vexed the all snags in his that crop up in his scheming.  More about the ending in a bit.  There’s a cute Epilogue at the very end.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.5*/5, based on 36 ratings and 15 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.74*/5, based on 3,638 ratings and 136 reviews.

 

Kewlest New Word…

Bosky (adj.) : wooded; covered by trees or bushes.

Others: Seneschal (n.); Caitiff (n.).

 

 

Excerpts...

    “I love you; the bad enchantment has ended at last, and we can be together again, just as you have always wanted and I secretly have wanted, too, though I said otherwise.”

    “What enchantment?” Ylith said.

    “Did I mention an enchantment?”

    “You said, ‘Now the bad enchantment has ended.’”

    “I said that?  You’re sure?”

    “Of course I’m sure!”

    “Well, I shouldn’t have,” Azzie said.  (pg. 109)

 

    “Where is your sword?”

    “I need to get it.”

    “You’re supposed to have a sword on your person at all times.”

    “Give me a break, it’s my wedding day.”

    “Well, go get your sword, but be quick about it.”

    “Frike, you were practically a father to me.  How can you do this?”

    “Well, I’m playing a pretty traditional role,” Frike said.  “The crippled servant who is slightly sympathetic but still has a fatal bias toward evil.  Nothing personal, but we must fight it out with swords.”

    “Well, rats,” Charming said.  “Wait right here.  I’ll be back with my sword.”  (pg. 277)

 

“Cowardice is nothing to be ashamed of, Prince Charming. (…) It is like measles—most people get it at least once in their lives.”  (pg. 279)

    As expected in any fairy-tale/fantasy story, there’s very little cussing.  I noted just 4 instances in the first third of the book, and those were relatively mild ones.

 

    The writing style is adequate, the early hiccups to Azzie’s plans are humorous, but the main storyline drags and after a while I just wanted to get on with the Millennial Contest.  There is a decent amount of wit – that’s a trademark of both authors – but it seemed aimed at a junior-high reader, adult readers may find it simplistic.

 

    The big problem is the ending.  When we finally get to the climax of both Good and Evil’s projects, they both fizzle out.  Babriel’s is barely mentioned and a complete flop, and Azzie’s “Napping Beauty” scenario plays out in the worst possible way for Evil.  Both are without an iota of tension or excitement.  I was expecting more action and adventure in a book titled Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming.  Maybe each author expected the other one to come up with a boffo ending.

 

    5 Stars.