Maximum Bob - Elmore Leonard

    1991; 326 pages.  New Author? : Yes.  Genres: Hard Boiled Mystery; Humorous Crime Fiction.  Overall Rating : 6*/10.

 

    An alligator just tried to attack Judge Bob Gibbs!  It wandered onto his property and even tried to crash into his house!  Well, this is in the Palm Bach area of Florida, close to where alligators abound.  And occasional trespassing by those critters is not unheard of.

 

    Except the judge’s house isn’t all that close to where the gators hang out.  Which makes you wonder whether someone transported the beast there and dropped it off.  But who would do such a thing?

 

    Actually, the list is pretty long.  Judge Bob Gibbs’s nickname is “Maximum Bob” due to his habit of sentencing defendants in cases he’s presiding over to the maximum allowable jailtime.

 

    Some of those do eventually get out on parole after serving time.  And more than a few of them bear a huge grudge against Maximum Bob.

 

What’s To Like...

    Although Maximum Bob is is a crime-mystery novel, it is not a whodunit.  The characters may be trying to figure out who’s trying to kill whom, but the reader is privy to all those answers a lot sooner.  The fun for the reader is to see just how those dirty plots might come to pass.

 

    The characters, even the minor ones, are unique, including some vrty unlikeable, jaded, flawed, and cuckoo ones.  Judge Gibbs is a classic misogynistic redneck.  His co-protagonist is a 27-year-old divorced-and-pretty probation officer.  There are gay guys and druggies and lots of ex-cons.  There’s also a young black girl named Wanda who was born more than a century ago and presently resides inside the head of one of the characters.

 

    The text is written in a gritty style, yet there is also a subtle strain of wit running throughout.  Maximum Bob was published in 1991, and it was neat to see a reference to a long-forgotten televangelist duo from that time, Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker.  Even Donald Trump gets a brief mention.  So do metaphysical auras and past lives remembrances, which resonated with me.  I attended a past life seminar once a long time ago.  It was quite interesting.

 

    The ending manages to be both logical and surprising at the same time.  Several characters are killed; some expected, other not.  Ditto for the killers—some were obvious, others weren’t.  I gather that Maximum Bob is a standalone novel that was never developed into a series.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.3/5 based on 654 ratings and 96 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.79/5 based on 7,690 ratings and 402 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    “Your wife work in the garden?”

    “She plays with rocks.”

    “She does?  What kind of rocks?”

    “Quartz crystals.  She buries them in the dirt to clean them, restore their—whatever magic they’re suppose (sic) to have.  This is called African Shield.  My wife thinks those two petticoat palms were once women who were turned into trees.”  (pg. 130)

 

    “Dr. Vasco?”

    Hector shook his head.  “He’s not in.”

    “That’s too bad,” Kathy said, flipping open her ID case to show her picture, her name, and those official words, Department of Corrections.  “I’m his new Community Control officer.”

    “Oh, you know something?  I thought he went to AA, but he’s sleeping,” Hector said.  “Please, come in.”  She moved past him and he said, “I like your hair.  It’s much more chic than in the picture.”  (pg. 274)

 

“All of a sudden it hit me, that I may have been your mother in a previous life.”  (pg. 28)

    Unsurprisingly, there was a moderate amount of cussing in Maximum Bob.  I noted 24 instances in the first 20% of the book, including eight f-bombs and one racial epithet.  There were a number of “adult situations”, including a couple rolls-in-the-hay and some references to male and female anatomy.

 

    It should be noted that Wikipedia cites Elmore Leonard’s counts as being “gritty realism and strong dialogue”, so R-rated profanity and descriptions are to be expected. 

 

    This was my first Elmore Leonard novel, and I have a feeling it’s one of his “lighter” ones.  I picked it up at a library book sale, and reportedly, this is not one of his big hits.  Nevertheless the humor, character development, pacing, and mystery aspects all intrigued me.  I will be on the lookout for more books by Elmore Leonard.

 

    6 Stars.  One last thing.  One last quibble.  The dog dies.  In a particularly gruesome fashion.

Schrodinger's Gat - Robert Kroese

    2012; 206 pages.  New Author? : No.  Genres : Science Fiction; Quantum Physics.  Overall Rating: 6*/10.

 

    For Paul Bayes, the time has come to pack it in.  Or as Shakespeare would say: it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil.  He’s divorced, his kids dislike him, and he’s discovered he’s a crappy writer.

    He’s now at the San Leandro BART train station, and the next local train is about to arrive.  People are milling around, trying to get a primo spot for getting on the train.  Paul intends to jump onto the tracks in front of the train as it approaches.  Death should be swift.

 

    Fair is fair, though.  Paul allows Fate to give him an out.  He flips a coin.  Heads, he stays on the landing platform.  Tails, he jumps.  Luck is with him, the coin comes up tails.

 

    But as he starts to prepare to jump, a girl nearby—a very pretty, nearby girl—cries out “No!”, and Paul comes to a stop.  Did the girl know he was about to commit suicide?  If so, how?  Is she psychic?  A guardian angel?  Inquiring suicidal minds want to know.

 

    But now she’s running away!  If he wants answers, Paul’s going to have to chase her down.

 

What’s To Like...

    Schrodinger’s Gat is an ambitious merging of an Action-Intrigue tale with Quantum Physics.  Quantum Physics is a bunch of weird phenomena that take place at the sub-atomic level.  In Schrodinger’s Gat, Robert Kroese imagines what it would be like if those weird phenomena could occur at our everyday level.

 

    If you’re unfamiliar with Quantum Physics, don’t despair.  When some new weird phenomenon is introduced, such as the “Double Slit Experiment”, the author cuts away to a scholastic explanation of it, and even bookmarks the beginning and end of the discourse should you wish to avoid such sciencey stuff.

 

    In addition, there's a clever Mythological aspect to the story, courtesy of an ancient Greek goddess named Ananke.  She's the personification of inevitability and compulsion, otherwise called “determinism”.  The central theme in Schrodinger’s Gat is “Free Will versus Determinism”, and it is fun to watch how our protagonist, Paul Bayes, struggles to come to grips with this.  For instance, if everything in this world is predetermined, and you commit actions that will cause harm or death to others, are you really guilty? 

 

    The story stops at a logical spot, with the friction generated by Free Will vs. Determinism leading to a major calamity.  The major plot threads remain unresolved, implying that a sequel will follow.  But as of now, I don’t think the author has any plans for that.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 3.8*/5, based on 321 ratings and 150 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.55*/5, based on 460 ratings and 73 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    “The blue pill isn’t really working for me, in case you hadn’t noticed.  What’s the worst that could happen?  You tell me I’m actually a brain in a vat in a laboratory on Mars?  Because that’s a step up from where I’m sitting.”  I’m exaggerating, of course.  Finding out I was a brain in a vat would be pretty devastating.  And of course I don’t really think she’s going to tell me that.  But I get the feeling she’s trying to play Morpheus to my Neo, so I play along.  (pg. 13)

 

    “My point is that it is possible to duplicate quantum indeterminacy—true randomness—on a macro level.  Like with Schrodinger’s cat.  Some physicists believe there’s no reason you couldn’t actually carry out Schrodinger’s thought experiment and have an actual cat that is both dead and alive.  Well, there’s one reason, I suppose.”

    The ASPCA?”

    She laughs.  “That too.  But I was thinking of the fact that the cat would have to be cooled to near absolute zero.”  (pg. 25)

 

Kindle Details…

    The Kindle version of Schrodinger’s Gat presently costs $4.99 at Amazon.  Robert Kroese has dozens of other e-books for your reading pleasure, primarily in sci-fi and fantasy genres.  Most of them sell for $4.99, with a few discounted to $0.99.

 

Death has its drawbacks, but it’s a pretty good excuse for missing appointments.  (pg. 45)

    I counted 22 instances of profanity in the first 5% of Schrodinger’s Gat, which I’d label excessive.  To be fair though, the frequency of cussing seemed to tail off after that.  I don’t recall any adult situations, although I would expect any sequel to have a romantic development betwixt Paul and Tali, the beautiful girl who interrupted his suicide endeavor.

 

    There were a few typos in the text, such as peer/pier, past/passed, big/bit, a prior/a priori, and build/built, but they were infrequent enough to not be a distraction.

 

    The main issue that I, and lots of other reviewers, have with Schrodinger’s Gat are the excessive scientific sermons about Quantum Physics.  Kudos to Robert Kroese for trying to blend scholarly science with thrills-&-spills.  Unfortunately, it just didn’t work.

 

    Without those Quantum Physics interludes, Schrodinger’s Gat is a novella-length quick and interesting read.  It would’ve been nice to have it lengthened by more Paul and Tali having further adventures including facing off against Ananke.  Maybe that can be addressed in a sequel.

 

    6 Stars.  One last thing.  One of my favorite Quantum Physics conundrums, called “the grandfather paradox” gets mentioned here.  It can be succinctly described as “what happens if you travel back in time  and assassinate your own grandfather?”  Since time-travel, both forward and backward, is predicted in Quantum Physics, this is something to think about when it’s 3 o clock in the morning and you can’t sleep.

Slow Burn — Zero Day - Bobby Adair

    2013; 236 pages.  Book 1 (out of 10) in the "Slow Burn" series.  Full Title: Slow Burn – Zero Day.  New Author? : Yes.  Genres : Horror; Plague; Zombies.  Overall Rating : 6*/10.

 

    There’s ethnic cleansing in Somalia and it’s spreading into neighboring African countries.  Ho hum.  There’s civil unrest in China, and the military there is cracking down heavily.  Who cares.  There’s violence in the Middle East.  That’s nothing to worry about for Zed, who lives in Austin, Texas.

 

    What is a problem for him, however, is having to attend a family lunch at his mom’s and stepdad’s house.  There will be the usual hassling and talking-to from both of them, telling Zed to get his life together.  But that’s par for the course; he’s ready for it.

 

    He definitely wasn’t ready for what he saw when he opened the front door.  His mom laying dead in a pool of blood, in the living room.  His stepdad hunched over her, slurping away on her blood.  And a strange semi-mutilated guy sitting in a chair by the fireplace, watching the macabre scene.

 

    I have a feeling lunch is not going to be served.

 

What’s To Like...

    Slow Burn – Zero Day is the opening book in a 10-volume (plus one novella) horror series set in Bobby Adair’s hometown of Austin, Texas.  The tale is told from the first-person POV, Zed’s, and the action starts right away.  It’s not a spoiler to reveal that the storyline has the standard “zombie” structure: zillions of infected undead creatures seeking out the vastly-outnumbered, uninfected human survivors.

 

    However in this series a third, even smaller category is spawned: the “infected yet semi-immune” victims.  Zed of course is one of those.  Although his skin has grown pale, and he is running a fever, he retains his human thought-processes and, perhaps most importantly, tasted horrible to zombies trying to eat him.

 

    It is quickly established that the zombie infection originated in Africa.  From there it spread rapidly into Asia.  There’s no cure in sight, and it has reached the United States frighteningly fast.  I found it eerie how this mirrored the real-world COVID epidemic that hit America in 2020,.  It started elsewhere, we knew it was coming, and there was nothing we could do to stop it.  

 

    The main storyline follows Zed as he searches for others who are uninfected.  That is no small task.  The zombies need to eat too and are swarming throughout Austin looking for delicious uninfected victims to eat.  Zed’s survivalist skills are minimal (so are mine), food is scarce (and for now being scrounged from vending machines), and acquiring weaponry (mostly dropped by now-dead soldiers sent to kill zombies) is dangerous, bordering on suicidal.

 

    Zed needs to find some long-term solutions to all those challenges on the college campus of UT-Austin where he's holed up.  I’m sure his degree in Philosophy will be of great help in this endeavor.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.3/5 based on 4,558 ratings and 1,629 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.91/5 based on 5,830 ratings and 501 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    “They’re going to round us all up, eventually.  We’ll get a year or more just for busting out of jail.  We’ll get time for rioting, and maybe even capital murder for that dead cop you saw.”

    My mouth hung open.  I hadn’t thought of any of that.  Finally, I said, “But we were running for our lives.  We were in as much danger as the cops.”

    Murphy shook his head.  “A jury in Travis County might believe that about you, if you hadn’t already stabbed your stepdad thirty-seven times...”  (pg. 62)

 

    “You guys nearly attacked me coming out of the elevator.”

    “When was the last time you looked in a mirror?  You look like one of the infected.”

    I looked down at myself.  My skin had grown paler since I last checked.  My arm was bleeding from another bite wound.  I had blood and brain splattered on my shirt from when I shot the infected guy in the tunnel.

    I looked back at Wilkins and shrugged.  “I clean up nicely, though.”  (pg. 164)

 

Kindle Details…

    The Kindle version of Slow Burn – Zero Day currently costs $4.99 at Amazon.  The paperback format, which is what I read, costs $9.95.  The other individual e-books in the series go for $4.99 apiece, with the exception of Book 10 which runs a dollar more.  Alternatively, you can buy the 3-ebook bundle for $9.99; or the 9-ebook bundle for $5.99.  Yeah, I don’t understand the bundle pricing structure either.

 

The great “why” questions of life very suddenly held zero importance.  (pg. 133)

    The profanity level in Slow Burn – Zero Day is moderate.  I noted 18 instances in the first 10% of the book, primarily of the milder ilk.  Later on, some  f-bombs spring up, plus a couple references to male genitalia.

 

    I spotted only three typos: ally/alley; form/from; Mary/Marcy, and one indenting glitch, which no doubt arose during the printing stage.  Kudos to whoever did the editing on this.

 

    The main issue I had was with the storytelling.  The tale ends at a pivotal spot, but with none of the plot threads having been tied up.  Zero.  Nada.  So Book One is little more than an introduction to the 10-book series.  Which means by reading it, you are committing to nine more books, even if you read them via one of the bundles.

 

    Unfortunately, I acquired the paperback version, coming across it at a nearby used-book store.  I doubt that the paperback version of Book 2, Slow Burn – Infected will show up there anytime soon.  So sadly, this is probably as far as I'll go in this series.

 

    6 Stars.  One last thing.  I became familiar with Bobby Adair’s novels via Facebook, where he regularly posts ads, mostly for the audiobook bundle of this series.  I don’t do audiobooks, but thanks to the ads, his name became engrained in my head, and I recognized it instantly while browsing at the bookstore.  So if you’re an indie author endeavoring to enlarge your reading audience, you might consider touting your books on Facebook.

Sourdough - Robin Sloan

    2017; 259 pages.  Full Title: Sourdough, or Lois and Her Adventures in the Underground Market.  New Author? : No.  Genres : Humorous Fiction; Magical Realism; Baking.  Overall Rating : 6*/10.

 

    Did you ever bite into a piece of food and find yourself transported into heaven?  If so, what type of food was it?  Was it French food, or maybe Italian?

 

    For Lois Clary, it was a fast-food “combo sandwich, double spicy”, courtesy of a nearby hole-in-the-wall eatery called Clement Street Soup and Sourdough.  Delivered on motorcycle by one of the two brothers that own the shop.

 

    Frankly, it was the bun that made the sandwich such a delightful culinary experience.  The sourdough was divine.  She guessed it was some sort of ethnic cuisine.  When she asked the delivery guy about it, he said, “It is the food of the Mazg!”

 

    That sounds Asiatic.  Vietnamese food, maybe.  Oh Lois, you’re in for a mouthwatering surprise.

 

What’s To Like...

   Sourdough is the follow-up to, and is written in the same style of Robin Sloan’s Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore.  The primary storyline is set in the San Francisco area; with occasional messages from a couple of cities in Europe.

 

    The story is told in the First-Person POV, but by two different narrators: Lois is the main one, and a guy named Beoreg is the other.  He is of Mazg extraction and does a lot of explaining to Lois.

 

    The central theme of the tale is Lois’s learning to deal with her “left-lobe/right-lobe” dichotomy.  Her primary job makes use of the analytical lobe of her brain: she’s a programmer for a tech company that builds “robotic arms” to perform repetitive tasks.  Their current project is how to get a robot to correctly crack open a raw egg.  Yeah, good luck with that one, Lois.

 

    Lois’s other brain lobe comes into play when she discovers the joy of baking sourdough bread.  What additives give it the best flavor?  What is the best texture of the bread?  And why does playing background music seem to affect the baking sourdough bread in weird ways?  Your analytical lobe won’t help you figure that out, Lois.

 

    It was fun to watch how Lois’s mental struggles impact her lifestyle.  Her newfound passion for baking sourdough loaves introduces her to new friends and moneymaking opportunities.  But it also competes with her programming time.  Ah, if only those two endeavors could be combined.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.2/5 based on 5,575 ratings and 634 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.75/5 based on 63,455 ratings and 10,158 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    It was Peter who recommended switching to the liquid meal replacement that he and many of the other programmers preferred, and that seemed easier to digest under the circumstances, which were extreme and unrelenting.

    “Slurry,” he said.  “It’s outstanding.”

    Slurry was a nutritive gel manufactured by an eponymous company even newer than General Dexterity.  Dispensed in waxy green Tetra Paks, it had the consistency of a thick milkshake.  It was nutritionally complete and rich with probiotics.  It was fully dystopian.  (pg. 17)

 

    “Come join us at Café Candide.”  It took her acolytes a moment to process what they’d just heard.  When they did, their eyes went wide, and they looked at me with bewilderment and horror.

    Clingstone continued.  “Bring the starter back to the café.  You’ll apprentice under Mona Rahut.  You met her.  There’s no better teacher.”

    I felt the disorientation of a generous offer that in no way lines up with anything you want to do: like a promotion to senior alligator wrestler, or an all-expenses-paid trip to Gary, Indiana.  (pg. 190)

 

Kindle Details…

    Sourdough currently sells for $11.99 at Amazon.  Robin Sloan’s main bestseller, Mr. Penumbras’s 24-Hour Bookstore, and his other novel, Moonbound, also cost $11.99.  He also has several novellas to offer for $2.99 apiece.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Pareidolia (n.) : the tendency to perceive a specific, often meaningful image in a random or ambiguous visual pattern – most commonly a human face.

 

He looked like the kind of person who might have taken up residence in a turnip restaurant in Berkeley. (pg. 159)

    There’s almost no cussing in Sourdough; I counted just six instances in the entire book.  I don’t recall any adult situations and I didn’t spot any typos.

 

    The writing is superb, the characters are unique and fun to meet; and there’s a lighthearted tone to the story that’s entertaining without devolving into silliness.  So how come the 63,455 readers at Goodreads only give it (on the average) a 3.75 rating?

 

    The storytelling is to blame.  Things start out well – strange happenings with the baking of sourdough; strange brothers running Clement Street Soup and Sourdough; strange faces in strange places.  Alas, none of those mysteries are satisfactorily resolved.  The ending is weak, involving some overeager Lembas acting up.  And if “lembas” sounds familiar, it’s that magical elven bread in LOTR.

 

    If you enjoyed Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore and/or are an avid bread baker, you’ll probably eat up Sourdough.  Pun intended.  Otherwise, don’t be surprised if the ending is a letdown.  Perhaps the intention is to deal with the unresolved plot threads in a sequel.

 

    6 Stars.  One last thing. One of Lois’s new hobbies involves gaining membership in something called the “Lois Club”.  The only stipulation for joining this social club is that your first name has to be Lois.  Guess what!  Lois Clubs are real!  They’ve been around since 1979; they hold annual conventions; and they even have a Facebook group.  Google it.

Go Dwarf Yourself - Martha Carr & Michael Anderle

    2022; 259 pages.  Book 1 (out of 12) in the Dwarf Bounty Hunter series.  New Author(s)? : Yes and Yes.  Genres : Urban Fantasy; Dwarves; Humorous Fantasy.  Overall Rating : 6*/10.

 

    Let’s be clear.  The dwarf Johnny Walker, bounty hunter par excellence, has been retired for fifteen years, and has no intention of changing that status.  He lives in solitary life in the Everglade Swamps of Florida, accompanied only by his two coonhounds, Rex and Luther.  Visitors are NOT encouraged.

 

    He has good reason to shun the bounty hunting vocation.  Fifteen years ago, his young daughter Dawn was brutally murdered during one of his jobs.  He still grieves.

 

    Now Agent Tommy Nelson, government liaison to monsters and magicals, wants to coax Johnny into unretiring.  He’s got a job that he thinks even Johnny won’t refuse.

 

    Three members of a family in New York City have been brutally murdered, apparently in gangland fashion, and a fourth member of the family, a daughter named Amanda, has been kidnapped.  And you can count on the gangsters to kill her in a most painful manner.  And here’s the kicker.

 

    Amanda is the same age as Johnny’s daughter Dawn was when she was slain.

 

What’s To Like...

   Go Dwarf Yourself is the opening volume of a 12-book fantasy series by co-authors Martha Carr and Michael Anderle.  To no one’s surprise, Johnny and his two coonhounds are talked into taking the case presented above, along with an agent of the government’s Bounty Hunter Division, Lisa Breyer.

 

    Johnny has just invented a pair of devices he calls “translating dog collars” which, when placed on Rex and Luther, allows them to communicate with him.  This instills a tinge of humor into this gritty Urban Fantasy, which I very much liked.  Agent Breyer rapidly becomes a worthy member of the bounty hunter team thanks to her half-elf lineage.

 

    If you like it when there’s a wide variety of magical creatures in your Urban Fantasy (and I do), you’re going to love Go Dwarf Yourself.  There are dwarves and elves, wizards and witches, plus gnomes and shifters.  And those are just the familiar species.  The authors also conjure up Willens, Kilomeans, Azrakans, and Oricerans, none of which I was familiar with.

 

    The first third of the book is a bit slow-paced, although that’s probably unavoidable as there is world-building to do.  Johnny, his dogs, and his new associate (Johnny gets irritated when she refers herself a "partner") arrive in New York City in search of information and contacts related to Amanda’s kidnapping.  But once they get a couple of leads, the pacing pick up nicely.

 

    The ending is a two-stage affair: the rescue of Amanda —hey, c’mon now; you know Johnny’s going to save her—and what to do with her once she's been freed.  Johnny agrees to take on a second job for the Feds, which I confidently predict will turn into eleven more jobs.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

    Ruched (adj.) : gathered into folds or pleats (as of clothes)

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.5/5 based on 1,961 ratings and 191 reviews.

    Goodreads: 4.28/5 based on 1,355 ratings and 162 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    Johnny glanced at the witch, who was still choking and holding her half-crushed throat.  A dark red light bloomed beneath her palms and he aimed the wizard’s gun at her.  “Whatever you’re tryin’ to do, don’t.”

    ”Johnny,” Rex snapped at the shifter.  “What do we do with this one?”

    “I can take him,” Luther nodded.  “He’s slow.”

    “Keep him there for a sec.”  He stepped toward the witch.  “Can you talk?”

    She sneered at him.  “Boneblade’s gonna rip you apart!”

    “That’s a yes.”  (pg. 59)

 

    “Check out the poodle,” Luther said.  “Man, she’s lookin’ twice at me.  Hot dog.”

    “Don’t even try it with city types, Luther.  We’re country hounds.  Doesn’t work.”

    “The way she’s waggin’ her tail says otherwise, brother.”

    “Trust me.  I saw a documentary by that historian.  That, uh . . .that Walt Disney guy.  Lady and the Tramp."  Rex snorted as his brother barked at the poodle.  “That was the one exception, man.  Not gonna work for you.”  (pg. 91)

 

 

Kindle Details…

    Go Dwarf Yourself currently sells for $5.99 at Amazon.  The other eleven books in the series have that price as well.  Alternatively, you can pick up this series in two 6-volume bundles, each of which costs $24.99 right now.

 

“False intelligence doesn’t look good on you, but I suppose we all have to work with what we have.”  (pg. 184)

    I counted 39 instances of cussing in the first 10% of Go Dwarf Yourself, which I frankly thought was excessive.  The R-rated theme of children being sold into slavery is also present.  In short, this is not a book you want little Timmy or Susie to read.

 

    It was fun to cross paths with new magical beasties, but there was little or no describing of them.  Perhaps that will be addressed in subsequent stories.  Some reviewers also criticized the lack of backstory as to how our world came to be infested with oodles of magicals, but that didn’t bother me.

 

    The big problem was the storytelling.  It is devoid of twists, and the combination of Johnny’s weaponry and Lisa’s spellcasting easily wins all the fights, no matter how many evil baddies get thrown against them.

 

    But maybe Go Dwarf Yourself was simply meant to be an introductory tale to the series.  Meet the recurring characters, get a glimpse of the magic systems, and be prepared for greater challenges for Johnny and his teammates as the series progresses.  I’ve got Book Two, Don’t Give A Dwarf, on my Kindle.  We’ll see if the baddies put up more of a fight in that tale.

 

    6 Stars.  One last thing.  Johnny Walker prefers his pizza “New York Style with Extra Pineapple”.  So do I, Johnny, so do I.

An Easy Death - Charlaine Harris

    2018; 306 pages.  Book One (out of 6) in the “Gunnie Rose” series.  New Author? : No, but a new series.  Genres: Alternate Timeline, Dystopian Fiction, Magical Fantasy.  Overall Rating : 6*/10.

 

    Meet 19-year-old Lizbeth “Gunnie” Rose.  The “gunnie” nickname tells you her vocation—she’s a professional gunslinger-for-hire, working out of the city of Segundo Mexia in Texoma.  We’ll explain those weird place names in a bit.

 

     Gunnie lives in a “wild, wild west” world.  Traveling between settlements is a dangerous, almost suicidal undertaking.  There are oodles of bandits roaming the hinterlands, looking for victims, to say nothing of Indian hunting parties that may or may not decide to shoot travelers if game is scarce.  Finding work as a bodyguard is easy for the sharpshooter Gunnie.

 

    So let’s ride along with Lizbeth and her crew of fellow gunnies.  I sure hope it’s not too boring of an experience.

 

What’s To Like...

    An Easy Death is the first book in Charlaine Harris’s “Gunnie Rose” series.  It is set in an alternate timeline America where the United States has been shattered following an early assassination of President Franklin Roosevelt.  Various nations have seized large chunks of the fringe areas of the United States, and the remainder of the nation has pulled itself apart.  I don’t recall the time element being listed, but the setting has a1930s-40s feel.

 

    The story is told from the first-person POV, Lizbeth’s.  We tag along in her two most recent gunnie jobs, which both start in her native Texoma, a portmanteau of Texas and Oklahoma.  To give details here would entail spoilers, but the second job involves guarding the lives of two Russian Grigoris (think “magicians”, the term is derived from first name of the Russian mystic, Grigori Rasputin) who need to travel to Juarez, Mexico, in search of a “bleeder” for their ailing tsar.

 

    The tone of the story is darker and grittier than the other Charlaine Harris series I’m reading, the Sookie Stackhouse books.  Gunnie’s sharpshooting skills are complemented by her Grigori employers' abilities to cast spells, and both skills will be needed to the utmost against the numerous assassins sent to kill them.

 

    The worldbuilding is sparse, but adequate.  There’s a useful map at the beginning of the book to help you with the geography, and enough details in conversations by our three protagonists to give you some idea of the alternate history.

 

    The ending is suitably climactic.  Lizbeth returns home from her two jobs—well, you knew that because there are five more books in the series—and the matter of who sent all those assassins is cleared up.  Oh yeah, she may or may not have found a relative of hers along the way.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

    Hinky (adj.) : dishonest or suspect (a Yankeeism).

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.4/5 based on 5,5496 ratings and 484 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.85/5 based on 18,925 ratings and 2,428 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    Before we went to sleep, Eli cast a spell around our campsite strong enough to keep a bear out, he told me.  His hands moved, and his lips, too.  I watched.  Paulina didn’t.  She trusted him to do it right.

    I’d never seen anything like this.  Eli seemed all wrapped up in strength.

    “If this spell of yours will keep bears out, why do you need me?” I said.

    “It won’t keep out bullets,” he said.

    That was a good answer.  “I’ll keep watch tonight,” I said.  (pg. 94)

 

    The witch the night before, she had been both a beautiful woman and an ancient crone, and I didn’t know which was her real face.  The not knowing, it made me queasy.

    Not only that, but the Grigoris could take life in weird and horrible ways.  Removing the blood.  Sucking away the soul.  In comparison, gunshots seemed honest and straightforward.  I knew that wasn’t fair.  Dead was dead.  (pg. 153)

 

Kindle Details…

    Currently An Easy Death sells for $9.99 at Amazon.  Books 2 through 5 cost the same; Book 6 is priced at $12.99.  Charlaine Harris has five other series where she is the sole author, plus several more where she collaborates with other authors.  Amazon lists a total of 169 Kindle titles by her.  Prices are generally in the $3.99-$14.99 range.

 

“What an interesting situation,” she said.  “Who killed me?”  (pg. 263)

    There was a fair amount of profanity in An Easy Death; but the 18 cusswords I noted in the first 20% were about what I expected.  There are also a number of adult situations, including a rape, several rolls-in-the-hay, and references to a certain part of the anatomy.  Needless to say, there’s a lot of bloodshed as well.

 

    There was one minor continuity issue.  Gunnie notices a woman carrying “Marcial’s rifle”, which was odd, since no one of that name had yet appeared in the text.  A backstory shows up a couple pages later, muchly appreciated, but it would’ve been better to have that explanation when Gunnie initially saw the rifle.

 

    The big issue I had with An Easy Death, and which was noted also by several other reviewers, was the repetitiveness of the storytelling.  We travel with Gunnie and her clients and friends through lots of towns, facing baddies galore, shooting them and getting shot at, but without any advancement of the plotline of who’s trying to kill them and why. Even when that answer is finally found, I was left with the feeling of “is that all there is?”

 

    Still, maybe this was just intended to be an introduction to an alternate world, with a compelling storyline relegated to the next book, A Longer Fall, which I have on my Kindle.  At both Amazon and Goodreads, the ratings do tend to trend upward as the series progresses.

 

    6 Stars.  One last thing.  At one point our travelers come across hex signs on a farm, being used to make sure no one steals its chickens.  I grew up in Pennsylvania Dutch country, where such symbols can still be seen on the sides of barns, put there for good luck.  Awesomeness!

Language and Responsibility - Noam Chomsky

   1975; 192 pages.  New Author? : No.  Interviewer: Mitsou Ronat.  Genres : Linguistics; Interviews; Language.  Overall Rating : 6*/10.

 

    Hey, let’s read a book about Linguistics, the study of Languages.  I know the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist, and do crossword puzzles, so how difficult can it be?

 

    And I’m not messing around with any third-rate vocabularian (yeah, that’s a real word; it’s just very uncommon); I’m going to read something by the grammar guru himself, Noam Chomsky.  He’s written more than 50 books about Linguistics over the course of 60+ years.  I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.

 

    Besides, how difficult can a study of languages be?  You just look up the history of a bunch of words, assemble them into a coherent system, and voila!  You’ve got yourself a book on linguistics, amiright?  Let’s open one of Chomsky’s books, Language and Responsibility, and see what jumps out at us.

 

    Omigosh!  What the heck is Syntactic Structure??

 

What’s To Like...

    Language and Responsibility is divided into nine sections, plus an introductory “Translator’s Note” (see the end of this review).  The sections are:

    01. Politics

    02. Linguistics and the Human Sciences

    03. A Philosophy of Language

    04. Empiricism and Rationalism

    05. The Birth of Generative Grammar

    06. Semantics

    07. The Extended Standard Theory

    08. Deep Structure

    09. Universal Grammar and Unresolved Questions

My favorite chapters are highlighted in blue.  Yours may vary.

 

    The book is mostly formatted as several interviews by Mitsou Ronat, posing questions to Noam Chomsky, but frankly, it felt scripted to me.  That’s okay though, the other book I’ve read of Chomsky’s, reviewed here, was in the same format, so maybe this is the style that Noam is most comfortable with.

 

      The vocabulary is challenging.  I struggled to understand terms such as Syntactic Structures, Phonological, Generative Grammar, Anaphoric Relations, Logical Form, Deep Structures, Generative Semantics, and Sociolinguistics, just to name a few.  To be fair though, my Spellchecker app took a look at that list, and said it was familiar with all of them.

 

    As you’d expect in a scholarly presentation, there are a bunch of footnotes.  The numerical ones reference the cited writings and can be ignored unless you want to find and read the original papers.  The alphabetic ones give further discussion of the topic, and/or the translating challenges encountered.  Those are definitely worth your time.

 

    I enjoyed learning the history of universities gradually adding Linguistics graduate classes to their curriculum.  Noam Chomsky apparently was a key catalyst in that endeavor.  The “Politics” chapter might seem to be off-topic, but it gives readers new to Noam Chomsky a glimpse at what to expect in his many books on that subject.  And it was fun to see just how much debate can be generated in trying to understand the “Deep” in the phrase “Deep Structures”.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.5/5 based on 307 ratings and 28 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.81/5 based on 1,074 ratings and 60 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    Noam Chomsky: These empiricist hypotheses have very little plausibility, in my opinion, it does not seem possible to account for the development of commonsense understanding of the physical and social world, or science, in terms of processes of induction, generalization, abstraction, and so on.  There is no such direct path from data that are given to intelligible theories.  (pg. 69)

 

    Noam Chomsky: Many structural languages and many philosophers—Quine, for example—claimed that grammar concepts must be defined on the basis of scientific notions.  For example, that the concept of phoneme must be defined in terms of synonymy . . .

    Mitsou Ronat:  Which means saying that r and l are different phonemes because ramp and lamp don’t have the same meaning . . .

    Noam Chomsky: Yes, that’s one example.  (pg. 136)

 

Kindle Details…

    Language and Responsibility is half of a two-book Kindle bundle titled On Language, which Amazon describes as “some of Noam Chomsky’s most informal and highly accessible work.”  I will read and review each book separately.  The e-book bundle costs $14.99 right now.  ANAICT Language and Responsibility is not available separately in e-book format, so the Ratings given above are for the bundle.

 

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.  (pg. 137)

   Needless to say, there aren’t any cusswords or R-rated stuff in Language and Responsibility.  There were a number of typos, mostly involving spacing or punctuation, but these looked like they occurred at the Publishing stage.

 

    I found the writing style somewhat vague.  Time and again Chomsky expresses his disagreement with tenets put forth by other linguists.  That’s okay, but he doesn’t provide any specifics, and, like most readers, I’m not familiar with the other linguists’ work and am not motivated to read their treatises just to confirm Chomsky’s critiques.

 

    But the big problem I had with the book was its rationales, and it is best exemplified by noting a phrase which occurs ten times in the text: “a priori”.  Which means, and I quote, “knowledge, reasoning, or assumptions formed independently of experience, observation, or experimentation. It relies on logic, deduction, and intuition to determine truths before investigating the facts”.

 

    In other words, conclusions are presented as valid without any examples or facts needed, as long as you can formulate a logical argument.  Noam Chomsky has a low regard for Empiricism.  See the first excerpt, above, for proof of this.  I’m a scientist by trade, which means I’m an empiricist, which means I have a high esteem of empiricism.

 

    Despite those drawbacks, I liked Language and Responsibility.  I’ve read and enjoyed several books about the history of the English language, but the truth is I know little or nothing about the mechanics of Linguistics.  I’m hoping I just picked the wrong Noam Chomsky book to start with, as I have two more sitting on my Kindle.

 

    6 Stars.  One last thing.  The book’s “Introduction” section notes that the text was subjected to two translations.  It started in English (1976), was translated into French (1977), and then for whatever reason was translated back into English (1979).  You’d think that means the text ended up back in its original form, but apparently that wasn’t the case.  Sheesh.