Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Actually, the Comma Goes Here - Lucy Cripps

    2020; 160 pages.  Full Title: Actually, the Comma Goes Here: A Practical Guide to Punctuation.   New Author? : Yes.  Genres : Editing Reference; Punctuation Reference; Non-Fiction.  Overall Rating : 9*/10.

 

    Punctuation.  Those pesky dots and squiggles, in all sorts of combinations, and straight lines of various sizes, either sloping or horizontal.  They’re the bane of writers, editors, and proofreaders and are worse than misspelled words, because the latter can be checked easily enough.

 

    Researching punctuation on the internet often just makes things more confusing.  Where one source demands that a comma be used, another source forbids it.  Heck, they can’t even agree as to whether you should put one space or two after the end of a sentence.

 

    I suppose we could let the British make the rules; after all, it is called “English”, not “American”.  But they put single quotation marks around direct speech, and us Yanks all know quotation marks come in pairs.  And for goodness sake, they call a single dot that closes out a sentence a “full stop”, everyone knows it’s called a “period”.

 

    There are a number of punctuation books out there, but they mostly seem to take themselves too seriously, adopting “it’s my way or the highway” stance.   If only someone would write a punctuation book that addresses all the various official “styles”, and lets us know when some bit of punctuation is optional, and what our options in that case.

 

    After all, fellow readers, writers, and editors, overusing punctuation marks, you know, is worse, I’m sure, than, underusing, them. 

 

What’s To Like...

    Actually, The Comma Goes Here is divided into 15 chapters plus an introduction, with each one, for the most part, focusing on a different punctuation mark.  The chapters are:

    00. Introduction                08. The Exclamation Mark

    01. The Period                  09. The Hyphen

    02. The Comma                10. The Em and En Dash

    03. The Apostrophe          11. The Parenthesis and the Bracket

    04. The Question Mark    12. The Ellipsis

    05. The Colon                  13. The Slash     

    06. The Semicolon           14. Unusual Characters

    07. The Quotation Mark  15. The “Not Punctuation Points”

 

    The chapters usually have the structure of:

        Introduction,

        Uses (and occasionally “Not-Uses”),

        History Lesson,

        How To Beat the Snobs, and once or twice:

        Memory Tips

 

    The chapters are concise (the book is only 160 pages long), but I found them extremely helpful.  Frankly, 99% of the time I consult a Punctuation website, it’s due to some “gray area” of grammar, which is what this book focuses on.

 

    My favorite chapters are given above in pink, and by far my favorite part of the chapters was How To Beat the Snobs.  There’s also an extremely helpful chart in the back comparing the various “House Styles” and how they differ.  The Introduction and History sections are a Trivia buff’s delight.  I learned that Kurt Vonnegut hated semicolons and Winston Churchill hated Hyphens; why we call that “at sign” an Ampersand, that “sic” is Latin for “sic erat scriptum”, and that although an ellipse is three dots (not two dots, five dots, or ten dots), yet sometimes it's grammatically correct to have four dots in a row.

 

    The tone of the book is lighthearted, but don’t be misled: the text is packed with oodles of useful punctuation information.  If you’re trying to figure out which grammar system to use, Lucy Cripps recommends the Chicago Manual of Style for most of us (the others being for specialized areas such as legal, scientific, and journalism areas), then further customizing that to our own tastes and for the sake of clarity, and calling it our “House Style”.  Her only caveat: BE CONSISTENT!!

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.5/5 based on 483 ratings and 90 reviews.

    Goodreads: 4.38/5 based on 118 ratings and 53 reviews

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Noughties (n., British) : the decade from 2000 to 2009.

Others: Diple (n.).

 

 

Excerpts...

    Fiction and nonfiction authors rely on the Chicago Manual of Style (CMS), often with an additional, possibly contradictory, house style sheet.

    So when someone comes at you with their “you’ve missed a comma, here” or “you’ve missed the hyphen in nonfiction,” you can respond with divine calm that you are using a house style.  For combatting snobbery, punctuation styles give us excellent breathing space.  (loc. 82)

 

    When “email” was just coming out of diapers, I insisted on using “e-mail,” as in “electronic-mail”.  But others used Email, E-mail, email.  Chaos.  By my reasoning that e- had to stay.  What would happen when eentertainment, eevent, eedition, eeducation, eemployee came along?  Just ridiculous.  But, it seems, that is where we are heading.  The hyphen after e is no more.  Maybe we, too, must eevolve and eembrace it.  (loc. 1029)

 

Kindle Details…

    Actually, the Comma Goes Here currently sells for $8.99 at Amazon.  This is apparently the only e-book authored by Lucy Cripps that's offered on Amazon.  Here’s hoping she’s working on a sequel, maybe one on grammar and/or spelling variations.

 

“What happened to the semicolon that broke the grammar laws?”  “It was given two consecutive sentences.”  (loc. 758, and LOL)

    There’s not much to quibble about in Actually, the Comma Goes Here.  Some reviewers were turned off by the book’s “folksy” tone, but I thought it made the reading a more fun.

 

    As you’d expect, the text is remarkably clean, with just a single “hell” as far as cusswords go. And. although it's really nitpicky, I wish someday I find a grammar book which includes a “Quiz” section so you can see how well you’ve comprehended the language rules.

 

    But I quibble.  I’m doing some copy-editing on the side right now, and Actually, the Comma Goes Here was exactly the refresher course I was hoping for.  I intend to use it as my primary editing reference, especially when it comes to those pesky commas.

 

    9 Stars.  We'll close with a couple of teasers: You might think the use of periods is pretty simple, but are national acronyms supposed to have them (U.S.A. and U.K.) or not (USA and UK)?  Regarding the apostrophe, do two-digit decades require two apostrophes (‘70’s), one apostrophe (70’s or ‘70s), or none (70s)?  You'll find the Actually, the Comma Goes Here.

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