Friday, September 29, 2023

The Tapestry of Death - Howard of Warwick

   2013; 321 pages.  Book 3 (out of 30) in the “Chronicles of Brother Hermitage” series.  New Author? : No.  Genre : Cozy Murder-Mystery; Humorous Crime; British Humor.  Overall Rating : 6½*/10.

 

   Briston the Weaver has been murdered!  Executed, to be exact, and it was carried out by a group called the “the Guild of Weavers”.  The King’s Investigator, Brother Hermitage, knows all this thanks to one of his cohorts, Wat, who is also a weaver.

 

    There’s something about the strange way in which Briston’s corpse has been found: a “body suit” of sorts has been woven around him, very intricately and expertly done.  There’s a tuft of Briston’s hair sticking out the top of the weaving, and his two feet sticking out the bottom.  The rest of him is swathed in yarn.

 

    According to Wat, the Guild of Weavers even has a name for this type of shroud.

 

    It’s called the Tapestry of Death.

 

What’s To Like...

    The Tapestry of Death (Book 3) is the second book I’ve read from this series; the first one, Hermitage, Wat and Some Nuns (Book 6), is reviewed here.  Both are set just a couple years after the Norman William The Conqueror invaded England, and clobbered the Saxon Harold at the Battle of Hastings in 1066 CE.

 

    The art of tapestry-weaving is spotlighted in this story.  Wat and Briston knew each other well, and both were members of the guild of weavers.  The reader is introduced to Cwen, a young, female apprentice weaver under Briston and who becomes a part of Brother Hermitage’s team from here on.  This is a good career move for Cwen, since teaching the secrets of the weaving trade to a girl is a capital crime.

 

    The action starts immediately.  The book opens with Hermitage and Wat examining the “cocooned” body in Briston’s tent.  Unsurprisingly, their investigation rapidly becomes more complicated.  Who is the Hoofhorn?  What did Briston do to bring the wrath of the guild down upon him?  What kind of monster or monsters lurk outside Stott’s manor?  And if he's not too busy, can Hermitage also find a Norman commander’s daughter and solve another murder?

 

    I liked the “feel” of the Historical Fiction aspect of The Tapestry of Death.  The scenes of 11th-century England seemed real to me, not overdone and not like they’d been lifted from a Wikipedia article.  That’s important whenever I’m reading a novel set in the past.

 

    The book is written in English, not American, but it wasn’t distracting, and I enjoyed the alternate spellings of words like judgement, offence, realise, favour, sceptical, fraternize, et al.  There’s even a smidgen of Latin in the text, the easy-to-decipher: “Deus salvabit nos.”

 

    The ending is so-so.  The “whodunit” aspect of the main murder gets resolved not by Hermitage’s sleuthing but by the killer simply revealing that he did it.  The “Hoofhorn” sidelight has a rather forced denouement.  Yet all the plotlines are wrapped up by the book’s end, and that's the important thing.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.4/5 based on 741 ratings and 100 reviews.

    Goodreads: 4.25/5 based on 340 ratings and 22 reviews.

 

Excerpts...

    “He always was a chancer.”

    “A chancer?”  Hermitage hadn’t heard the word before.”

      “One who took chances, risks.  Always on the look out for the big fortune.  Perhaps taking some money for something he hadn’t done.  Passing off work as your own when it might not be.  That sort of thing.”

    “Ah.  Dishonesty.  But not you.”  Hermitage stated a fact.

    “Cautious and steady, me.  Always have a fall back.”  Wat was reassuring, but he hadn’t actually denied dishonesty. (loc. 144)

 

    “The ritual doesn’t allow the tapestry to be opened again.

If opened be

The tapestry

Of death once it is woven.

Great evil will

The world up fill

Unless it is recoven.”

    “Recoven?”  Hermitage was aghast at this nonsense.  And the appalling use of the language.

    “Don’t know,” Wat shrugged, “I think it’s a sort of mix of recovered and re-woven.  Most of the guild ritual is in awful rhyme.”  (loc. 2356)

 

Kindle Details…

    The Tapestry of Death presently sells for $3.99 at Amazon.  The other 29 books in the series range in price from $2.99 to $4.99, with the most recent books generally a bit more expensive.

 

“The missing tapestry could be the chop that choked the dog.” (…) “Eh?”  (loc. 678)

    The Tapestry of Death is almost cussword-free.  I counted just four of them in the first 25% of the book, and those were of the milder, eschatological sort.  I am always impressed when authors use their good writing skills to heighten the tone of the text, rather than resorting to the overuse of cussing.

 

    There are a few passing references to events in the first two books in the series, neither of which I’ve read, but I didn’t find that to be a hindrance.  None of them were critical to the storyline here, and I could more or less figure them all out, except for whatever happened at Leamington.

 

    The main issue with The Tapestry of Death lies with its horrendous misuse of commas.  Particularly vexing was the complete absence of commas in direct dialogue.  One example: “I know Hermitage” instead of the different, and intended connotation: “I know, Hermitage”.  There were lots of other comma errors as well, but this was the most persistent one.  To be fair, this appears to have been corrected by Book 6, so I’m thinking I may not be the first reviewer to have pointed this out.

 

    If you can ignore the preponderance of punctuation gaffes, you will find a fast-paced and interesting storyline in The Tapestry of Death.  Wit and humor abound, and there are enough plot twists sprinkled along the way to keep you turning the pages.   Howard of Warwick has been churning these Brother Hermitage books out for ten years now, at an average rate of three-per-year, and I’m curious to see whether his storytelling and writing skills get refined over that timespan.

 

    6½ Stars.  One last plug for this book.  We won’t go into details but “tapestry porn” is a major feature in the story.  That may sound racy, yet I’d label The Tapestry of Death a cozy murder-mystery.  How Howard of Warwick has managed to smoothly combine porn and cozy astounds me.

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