Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Those Barren Leaves - Aldous Huxley

    1925; 329 pages.  New Author? : No.  Genres: Classic Literature; High-Brow Literature; Satire; Humorous Fiction.  Overall Rating: 7½*/10.

 

    Hey, everybody, let’s head on over to Mrs. Aldwinkle’s place for dinner tonight.  She owns a lovely old villa located in picturesque Vezza, Italy.  Knowing Mrs. Aldwinkle, the food will be sumptuous.

 

    Be sure to dress for the occasion.  Formal wear is de rigueur.  All the other guests will be similarly attired.  After supper, Mrs. Aldwinkle will offer to take you on a tour of the villa.  Do not refuse her!  Think of it as the price you’re paying for the meal.

 

    And for goodness sake, put on some hoity-toity airs!  In your walk, in your talk, and above all, in your interactions with the other guests.  We’re dining with the upper crust of society.  The guest list includes Miss Thriplow, Mr. Calamy, Mr. Cardan, Mr. Falx, Lord Hovendon, and Mrs. Aldwinkle’s niece, Irene.

 

    A guy named Francis Chelifer will also be there.  He’s new to the group, and a writer.  I don’t know how he got invited to dinner.  Rumor has it Mrs. Aldwinkle fished him out of the ocean.

 

What’s To Like...

    Those Barren Leaves is an early novel by Aldous Huxley, his third to be exact.  It is set in some unspecified time between the two World Wars and is Huxley’s biting satire about the pretensions sported by the upper echelons of British society: the intellectuals, the cultured, the rich, the famous.  They will try to overwhelm you with their opinions on lofty things like art, music, religion, and politics.  In the end, however, they are revealed to be no happier than us commoners.

 

    There is no single protagonist.  We follow most of the entourage mentioned above as they experience, and occasionally contemplate, their sad lives.  Some are desperate for love, at least one is desperate for money, all are desperate for admiration be their peers.

 

    The book is written in “British English”, not American, so us Yanks are treated to strange spellings such as grammes, pretence, mediaeval, loth, and Tchekov.  Aldous Huxley also weaves some Italian, French, German, and even Latin vocabulary into the story.  In that last tongue, I learned the phrase “hinc illae lacrimae”, which translates literally into “hence those tears”, and more freely into “that’s what tears are for”.

 

    But Huxley’s mastery of the native tongue is what really shines through here – dozens upon dozens of rare, archaic, or even obsolete words that somehow fit flawlessly into the text.  A couple are listed below, here are just a few of the rest: capripede, Wordsworthian, Casanovesque, ogival, congeries, cachinnating, wamblingly, Sphingine, niffy, and one of my favorites, amphisbaena.

 

    I liked the literary nod to Sinclair Lewis’s Babbitt, which was published just three years earlier, as well as the discussion of the authorship of The IliadMorris dancers and a popular board game called Halma were new to me, and I had no idea who Bossuet and Gene Stratton-Porter were.

 

    The book is divided into 5 parts, with a total of 42 chapters comprising 329 pages, which means the average length of a chapter is about 8 pages.  Most of it is written in the 3rd-person point-of-view, but Part 2 and one chapter of Part 4 are in the 1st-person, being excerpts from Francis Chelifer’s autobiography. Cussing was almost nonexistent, just two cases of “damned” in the first 50%.  Great writers don’t need cusswords.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Capripede (n.): one who has feet like that of a goat.

Others: Omphalokepsis (n.); and a zillion more.

 

Ratings…
    Amazon:  4.1/5 based on 34 ratings and 9 reviews.

    Goodreads: 3.57/5 based on 710 ratings and 63 reviews

 

Excerpts...

    “Alas, it is true that I’ve never really been a successful parasite.  I could have been a pretty effective flatterer, but unfortunately I happen to live in an age when flattery doesn’t work.  I might have made a tolerably good buffoon, if I were a little stupider and a little more high-spirited.  But even if I could have been a buffoon, I should certainly have thought twice before taking up that branch of parasitism.  You may please for a time; but in the end you either bore of offend your patrons."  (loc. 463)

 

    Chelifer shook his head modestly.  “I am afraid,” he answered, I’m singularly stoical about other people’s sufferings.”

    “Why do you always speak against yourself?” asked Mrs. Aldwinkle earnestly.  “Why do you malign your own character?  You know you’re not what you pretend to be.  You pretend to be so much harder and dryer than you really are.  Why do you?”

    Chelifer smiled.  “Perhaps,” he said, “it’s to reestablish the universal average.”  (loc. 2822)

 

Kindle Details…

    Those Barren Leaves costs $2.99 at Amazon right now.  Several dozen other Aldous Huxley e-tomes are available, ranging in price from $2.99 to $13.49.  His most famous work, Brave New World, goes for $11.99, while my favorite, Ape and Essence, sells for $10.49.

 

We are all apt to value unduly those things which happen to belong to us.  (loc. 266)

    I read and reviewed Aldous Huxley’s debut novel, Crome Yellow, a couple years ago.  It was published in 1921; the review is here.  The two books are similar in content, style, and weaknesses.

 

   The writing style in both is superlative, but both suffer from PWP Syndrome, “Plot, What Plot?”  The nice way of describing that is that Those Barren Leaves is character-driven.  The blunt way is to say that nothing happens.

 

    That also means there’s very little in the way of an ending.  None of our characters finds happiness. A couple of them are contemplating marriage, but it is a near certainty that those relationships won’t last.  One has turned to meditation to attain enlightenment, but thus far has achieved nothing.  Hinc illae lacrimae.

 

    In the hands of a lesser writer, this would’ve been a complete waste of my reading time.  But thanks to Huxley’s writing skills, I still found this a witty and incisive read.  No, it’s not on the same level as Brave New World, which is where I suggest anyone new to this author should start, but fans of Aldous Huxley – and I am one of those – will still enjoy Those Barren Leaves.

 

    7½ Stars.  I try to read at least one highbrow novel each year.  That's a lofty goal, and some years I fail to reach it.  But I think Those Barren Leaves qualifies in this category, and I am going to check that goal off my 2022 bucket list.

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