Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling

   2003; 870 pages.  Book 5 (out of 7) in the “Harry Potter” series.  New Author? : No.  Genres : Fantasy; YA; Adventure.  Laurels: Winner - 2004 Oppenheim Toy Portfolio’s “Gold Medal”; Winner – 2003 American Library Association’s “Best Book for Young Adults” award.  Overall Rating : 9*/10.

 

    Once again, Harry Potter can’t wait for school to begin once again at Hogwarts.  That’s mostly because once again he’s spent the summer with the Dursleys, his aunt, uncle, and cousin, all of whom are Muggles, and all of whom are irritated by his presence.

 

    Harry’s also in a prolonged funk because it seems like all his wizardly friends, fellow students and professors have for some reason stopped communicating with him.  It’s almost as if they’re deliberately keeping him in the dark about what’s going on.

 

    That could be life-threatening for Harry.  The evil Lord Voldemort got loose last year, and Harry barely survived his encounter with him.  It would be helpful to know what foul deeds Voldemort is currently up to, and what the wizards are doing to restrain him.

 

    But maybe you don’t want to know, Harry.  Yes, you're stuck for the summer in the non-magical world of Muggles, but at least that’s someplace where evil minions don’t tread.

 

    Until now.

 

What’s To Like...

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix continues two trends in J.K. Rowling's mega-popular series: the books keep getting longer and the tone keeps getting darker.  I view both of those as plusses, not minuses.  The paperback version I read clocked in at 870 pages, a hefty tome for the recommended reading age of 8-12 years (grades 4-7), which, for the record, makes it the longest book in the series.  And tone-wise, just about anything that can go wrong for Harry does so.

 

    There’s a slew of plot threads to keep readers turning the pages.  Some of these are: a.) Harry finds himself facing expulsion from both Quidditch in particular and Hogwarts overall, b.) Hagrid has gone missing, c.) Mrs. Figg, Mrs. Weasley, and Aunt Petunia are all acting a bit strange, d.) the Ministry of Magic is sending someone to evaluate every professor at Hogwarts, even Dumbledore, and not even Snape has a secure job, e.) why can Harry (and several others) see ghost creatures, f.) more importantly, why is he in such a crappy mood, even after he’s back at Hogwarts, and most importantly, g.) what’s Voldemort got up his sleeve?

 

    There are some fresh faces to add to an already lengthy Cast of Characters.  Most of the members of the Order of the Phoenix were new to me including the fascinating Nymphadora Tonks.  New student Luna “Loony” Lovegood is a great add to Harry’s circle of friends, and Cho Chang infuses just the right touch of a prospective romance to 15-year-old Harry’s life.

 

    The vocabulary is delightfully “English” (prats, gits, hosepipes, berks, skiving, etc.), but the punctuation and spelling are in “American”, which is the ideal combination for American readers.  It’s always fun to learn new phrases and words used across the pond, three of which are listed below.  I think we Yanks need to start using “Wotcher” in our daily lingo.

 

    As usual, there are a bunch of new beasties, spells, and gadgets for the reader to marvel at.  We won’t list all of them here, but my favorites in each category were: thestrals, disillusionment, and skiving snackboxes.  I finally figured out who Padfoot and Prongs were; years ago I had some blog acquaintances who had adopted those names.

 

    Everything builds to an exciting and memorable climax, with lots of wizards and witches casting lots of spells and counter-spells at each other.  The ending is spread out over three chapters:  one for the fighting, one for explanations, and one for an epilogue.  The plans of the baddies are thwarted, but most of them will live to fight another day.  The good guys will regroup and mourn their losses.

 

Kewlest New Word ...

Taking the mickey (v., phrase) : affectionately teasing of making fun of someone.

Others: Wotcher (British greeting, slang); “Chuck us another Frog” (I never did figure out what this meant).

 

Ratings…
    Amazon: 4.8*/5, based on 21,936 ratings.

    Goodreads: 4.50*/5, based on 2,603,071 ratings and 44,161 reviews.

 

Things that sound dirty, but aren’t…

“Wand still in your jeans?  Both buttocks still on?  Okay, let’s go.”

 

Excerpts...

    “Excellent,” said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered.  “We’ve got about a minute, I think.  We should probably get out into the garden so we’re ready.  Harry, I’ve left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry-“

    “They won’t,” said Harry.

    “That you’re safe-“

    “That’ll just depress them.”

    “-and you’ll see them next summer.”

    “Do I have to?”  (pg. 54)

 

    Even by Harry’s low standards of Divination, the exam went very badly.  He might as well have tried to see moving pictures in the desk-top as in the stubbornly blank crystal ball; he lost his head completely during tea-leaf reading, saying it looked to him as though Professor Marchbanks would shortly be meeting a round, dark, soggy stranger, and rounded off the whole fiasco by mixing up the life and head lines on her palm and informing her that she ought to have died the previous Tuesday.  (pg. 717)

 

“You can laugh! (…) But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!”  (pg. 262)

    Those Amazon and Goodreads ratings listed above for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix are simply phenomenal, but I nevertheless found a couple nits to pick, albeit nothing of importance.

 

    If you avidly await the annual Quidditch matches at Hogwarts, you might be disappointed here.  Gryffindor’s initial game is presented in glorious detail, but all the others get kind of glossed over.

 

    I was a bit surprised how little the titular Order of the Phoenix impacted the story.  Yes, they supply some “magical muscle” for the final battle, but the faculty at Hogwarts could’ve done the same thing.  However, I suspect that they will play a bigger role in the next two books in the series.

 

    Finally, I failed to note any new puns introduced.  A couple of oldies, such as “Diagon Alley” and the “Pensieve”, crop up again, but if there were any new ones, I missed them.

 

    But I pick at nits.  Overall, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is a fine addition to the series, and if you don’t believe me, check out those more than 44,000+ reviews that people have thus far left at Goodreads.

 

    9 Stars.  There was a three-year gap between the previous book, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (reviewed here) and Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix.  Do you think that any readers might have gone through “Harry Potter withdrawals” during this lull?  Well, when this book was finally published, it sold five million copies in the first 24 hours.  Wowza.

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